The one with the youngest Geller

2.13

         The one after the superbowl pt 2

"This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year."Ross said as we walked up to a movie set.

"What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please."Chandler asked jokingly.
I shot him a disgusted look
"I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?"He asked

"C'mon people, back up please, back up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon."The security guard said as ge pushed us away

"Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?"Ross asked

"I'm sorry guys, closed set."The guard said

"Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together."

"Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper."The guard said sarcstically.

"Ross, there he is."Monica pointed

" Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel."Ross called

Marcel didnt even look.

"In  the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight."Ross sung.

  Marcel looked over snd we all started singing.

He slowly walked closer to us and jumped up on Rossʻs shoulder.
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ʻUh, excuse me folks this is a uhh..."The security guard stoped when he recogonized us.

"Closed set. We know but we're friends with the monkey."Joey said

The security guard let us in.

"Good morning. Hey pal, look who I brought. It's your old friend Harry Elefante."Ross handed him the toy but marcel threw it to the ground.

"Woah, dude, burn."I said

"I don't get it, he seemed so happy to see me yesterday."Ross said sadly

" Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all."Marcels trainer told us

"Now just how big of a star is Marcel?"Rach asked

"In human terms, I'd say Cybill Shepard."She said

"Woah."We all said
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"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God."Monica said loudly

"What what what what?"Rach asked

"Jean-Claude Van Damme. I didn't know he was in this movie, he is so hot."Monica said

"Ya think?"Rach shrugged

"The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?"Monica asked

"No, was he any good in it?"I asked

"Y/n, he like, totally changed time."She told me

"So why don't you go talk to him?"I suggested

"Oh, yeah."She said sarcaticlaly

"What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?"Rach asked

"He could hear me."Monica said

"OK, I'm doin' it for ya."I said walking over

"Tell him I cook."She mumbled

"Excuse me. Hi."I greeted

"Hi."He replied

"Um, this is gonna sound kinda stupud , my sister over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute."I told him