The one with the youngest Geller

2.5

The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant

"Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico."Ross yelled holding the phone out

"Hi, Julie!"We all greeted

"Hi, Julie."Rach said sarcasticially

"Ok, while Ross is on the phone, everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday."Chandler told us

"Um, is, is there any chance that you're rounding up? You know, like from, like 20?"Pheobe asked

"Hey, come on, we got the gift, the concert, and the cake."Chandler told her

"Do we need a cake?"Joey asked

"Look guys, I know it's a little steep-ʻ

"Yeah, whoosh!"

"But it's Ross."He reminded

"It's Ross."Pheobe said

"All right."Joey agreed.

"I'll see you guys later, I gotta go...do a thing."Chandler said before leaving.
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"Oh my god."Monica yelled walking into the spoartment

"Hey."I greeted

"Hi."Joey greeted

"What?"Rach asked

"I'm at work, ordinary day, you know, chop chop chop, sauti, sauti, sauti. All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. It turns out they fired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job."She said

"If it's not you, this is a horrible story"Joey told her

"Fortunately, it is me. And, they made me head of purchasing, thank you very much. Anyway, I just ran into Ross and Chandler downstairs, and they think we should go out and celebrate. You know, someplace nice."She said

____________________________________"Ok, ok, here is to my sister, the newly-appointed head lunch chef"Ross said

"Who is also in charge of purchasing."Monica added

"Newly appointed head lunch chef who is also in charge of purchasing--"He added

"Who has her own little desk when Rowland's not there."She added

"Uh, lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland's not there. Here's to my little sister--"Ross repeated

"Oh, wait, and I got a beeper!"Monica yelled

"Let's see!"Pheobe said excitedly

"That's fine, I'll just wait!"Joss said lowering his drink

" Oh, sorry."Monica said picking her glass back up

We all clinked our glasses together.

" Are we ready to order?"The waitor asked

"Oh, you know what, we haven't even looked yet."

" Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat."the waiter said sarcastically.

"Wow, look at these prices."Pheobe complained

"Yeah, these are pretty ch-ching."Rach said

"What are these, like famous chickens?"Joey asked

"Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Monica"He said before sitting down inbetween Ross and I "I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?"He asked Ross

"Well, pretty incredible according to the message she left you on my machine. Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?"