The one with the youngest Geller

1.18

    The One With All The Poker
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"Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here."Ross said as we helped Rachel mail out resumes

"Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics?" Monica asked

"Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for."Chandler joked.

"Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'"She said

"Rach, did you proofread these?"Ross asked

"Uh... yeah, why?"

"I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent comp-uper skills."I joked reading it.

"Oh my Goood! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?"Rach asked

" Oh no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few."Joey shrugged

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"Hey, guys."I greeted Ross and Chandler as we walking into Central Perk.

"Hey."

"Hey... hi, ladies... uh, can I get you anything?"Rachel asked loudly " Did you bring the mail?"She asked quietly

"Dear Ms. Green, thank you for your inquiry, however... oh..."Monica started reading the letter before crumbling it into a ball.

"We have apple cinnamon..."Rach said loudly

"OK... Dear Ms. Green... yeah... yeah... yeah... No."Pheobe said quietlt before crumbling it up aswell

"Wow!" She yelled

"What?"

"Your Visa bill is huge!"Pheobe yelled

ʻGive me that!"Rach yelled

As Joey walked in Chandler and Ross started laughing at him.

"Shut up!"He yelled

"We're not—we're not saying anything."Chandler shrugged

"Uhhhh... Joey cried last night."Ross told us

"Thank you."Joey said

"We were playing poker, alright..."

"There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright?"Joey defended himself

"Oh, guys, you should've seen him. 'Read 'em and weep.'"Ross laughed

"And then he did."Chandler laughed

"Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?"I asked

"Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?"Pheobe ranted

"No, women are welcome to play."

"Oh, OK, so then what is it? Some kind of... you know, like, like... some kind of, y'know, like... alright, what is it?"Pheobe asked

"There just don't happen to be any women in our games."

"Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker."

"Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse!" Monica complained

"I mean, that's a typical guy response."I said

"Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?"Ross asked