The one with the youngest Geller

1.13

     The One With the Boobies
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The phone started to ring.

I walked out of the bathroom in my towel and walked over to answer it.

"Hello" I answered.

The refrigerator door closed and Chandler stood up.

My eyes widened as I struggled to hold both the phone and my towel.

"No, sheʻs not here right now"I told the person on the other end of the phone." before hanging up.

"Chandler what the hell" I yelled

"Sorry sorry. Uh y/n"He said

"What"

"Did you just flash me"He asked jokingly

I glared at him.

"Out.Now"I said

"Iʻm going, iʻm going"He yelled before leaving with some kind of food.
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"Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are different , like, Taking a shower instead of changing"Pheobe said excitedly

"That's pretty much it."He new boyfriend Rodge said

"Okay, now go away so we can talk about you." Pheobe said smiling at him.

"Okay. I'll miss you."He said before walking to the counter

" Isn't he great?" She asked

"He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much."Rach teased

"I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?"

"So, you think you'll do it on his couch?" Monica asked

"I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, y'know? Vinyl."Pheobe said

"I'm gonna get a coffee, does anyone want anything"

"Oh, yes, could I have one of those-"

"Nope" I cut him off

"Okay?"He asked

"Did I, uh, did I miss something?"Rodger asked walking back over.

"No, she's still mad because I saw her boobies."Chandler said

"You what? What what were you doing seeing her boobies?"Ross asked

"It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts."He joked

"Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?" I asked.

"Yeah, 'cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts."Pheobe corrected

"Okay,Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change."I said

"Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies."

"Nice? They were nice?You think my sisters boobies were nice" Ross asked

"Sorry Ross.They were horrible."Chandler joked

"You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when when the laughter stops" Rodge said

"Whoah whoah, back up there, Sparky. What'd you mean by that?" Chandler asked

"Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues. Y'know, that you use your humour as a way of keeping people at a distance."He said

"Huh."