The one with the youngest Geller

1.21

The One With The Fake Monica
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"How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?"Joey asked Monica

" I have no idea. But look how much they spent!"She said showing us her bill

' Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought"Pheobe told her

"I know. It's just such reckless spending."She complained

"I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind."Rach reminded

"Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder mop."I laughed

"That's me."Monica said

"Oh! Ross, he's doing it again!"Pheobe pointed to the back of the couch.

"Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- come here, Marcel-"He yelled chasing him

"Oh no, not in my room!"Rachel said following him into her room

"Ross, you've got to do something about the humping."Monica conplained

"What? It's, it's just a phase."Ross shrugged

"Well, that's what we said about Joey..."Chandker said

"Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal."Ross shrugged

"Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!"Rachel yelled fron her room

She walked out with Marcel.

"What?"Ross asked

"Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious."Rachel said

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"How about Joey... Pepponi?"Chandler suggested

"No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."

"Joey... Switzerland?"Chandler suggested

The waitress walked over hand gave us our coffees

"Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big."He lookef at the oretty waitress "Which I'm not."He said ina deeper voice.

"Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?"Chandker said

"Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar."Joey said

"Well, it does not ring a bell with me..."I said sarcasticialy

"Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good."Joey said

"Might wanna try Joseph."Chandler suggested

He nodds before writing it down

"Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!"Joey said excitedly

"Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof."Chandler joked.

The door to the coffee house oepned

"Hey Ross"I greeted

"Hi."He sounded mortified

"Where've you been?"Joey asked

"At the vet."He replied

"She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?"Chandler asked jokingly

"She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity."Ross told us

"Hey! He beat ya."Joey said to chandler