The one with the youngest Geller

2.11

The One With the Lesbian Wedding

"This is so cool. You're actually gonna be on television."Ross said

"It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days of our Lives. And then I started thinkin' about all of u, and how these are the days of our lives.."Joey smiled

"Yes! Carol and Susan's caterer had a mountain bike accident this weekend, and she's in a full body cast."Monica yelled

"Yay"I said sarcatically

"They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?"Monica asked Ross

"Would it matter?"He asked

"Your so great"Monica yelled kissing him on the cheek.

"Are you really not going?"I asked

"I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?"Ross asked

" They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them."Monica said

"If you wanna call that a reason."Ross shrugged

" Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room?"Chandler sung
"Hi, neighbor."He said smiling at Ross

" Ross, I thought you were over this."I said

"Look, that has nothing to do with this, ok? She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there."

"Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever."I said

"Did I miss it? Did I miss it?"Rach asked

"No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself."Joey said

"Thats cute"I said sarcaticlaly

"Ooh, She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting."Joey said pointing to a girl on the screen.

"I'm sorry, what?"Rachel asked

lIt's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this."

He did an impression.

"Oh, ok."Chandker said

"There's my scene, there's my scene."Joey yelled pointing to the TV

"Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon."Joey's character said on the TV

" Is she gonna be all right?"Another character from the show asked

"I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a"He stopped and looked away from the other character "subcranial hematoma. Perhaps we can discuss this over coffee."He said

The scene changed to other people in the hospital.

"Nice!"Chandler yelled

"Thats great Joey"I said

"For a minute there I thought you were actually tryin' to smell something."Chandler said
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"That is so good! Do it again!"Ross said excitedly

"All right, all right. "Damnit Braverman, it's right there on the chart!" Joey said impesinating his character

"That's great. All right, I gotta get to work, I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect."Chandler said