The one with the youngest Geller

1.12

      The One With the Dozen Lasagnas
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"Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna."She paused "Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape."

"Ross, did you really read all these baby books?Joey asked

"Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that!"He said snapping

"Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta."Pheobe read

"And, we're done with the yogurt."Chandler said putting his yogurt down.

"Sorry."

"Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? "She asked . "Nice talk, Aunt Syl."

"Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big!"Joey told him showing him. "This is your baby."He pointed at his thumb "Hi Daddy!"He said in a baby voice

"Hello!" Ross replied

"How come you don't live with Mommy? How come Mommy lives with that other lady?  What's a lesbian?"Joey said in a baby voice.

I laughed slightly.

Rachel and Paolo entered holding eschothers hands

"Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos"She said before poking his node.

"Ah, poke"He poked her nose" a nose."He said with his thick accent.

The two rubbed their noses together.

"So, did I hear Poconos?"Pheobe asked

"Yeah, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend."

Woo-hoo, first weekend away together!"Pheobe yelled

"That's a big step."Monica said

Ross looked sad again.

"Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!"

"Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be..flung by now?"He asked quietly

"I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally..."Rachel started loudly

"nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration?I could call immigration!"Ross said quietly
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"I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows...."Rachel lsuted

"And Y/n knows"Monica said

"What how could you know, I don't even know!"Ross yelled

"Monica knows too" I argued

"Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me."Monic said quietly

"So what's it gonna be? "Joey asked Monica.

She whispered it into his ear.

"Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know!"Ross complained

"I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!" Monica yelled

"Or an uncle..." Joey shrugged

"Hi Pheebs!"Ross greeted as she walked in