The one with the youngest Geller

2.4

         The One With Phoebe's Husband

"This is unbelievable Pheebs how can you be married?"Joey asked

"Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card."She told us

"I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything."Monica yelled

"I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve."She said

"Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?"She asked

"You see, and you thought she'd be judgemental."Ros said to Pheobe

"OK, I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out a friend."She reminded

"Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger."I said

Everyone gasped.

"I might have."

Everyone gasped again.

"Oh, c'mon, like you tell me everything."Pheobe said

"What have I not told you?"Monics amsed

"Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace."Pheobe told her

" What!"Rach yelled
"Wait a minute, who told you"Monica asked before looking at Chandler "You are dead meat."

He quickly pointed at me.

"You bitch"I yelled a Chandler

Monica glared at me.

"Chandler has s third nipole"I yelled

"You have a third nipple?"Ross asked

"Atleast I didn't flash a lockerroom of boy in highschool "Chsndler revealed

I gasped.

"Chandler"

"Wait what"Ross asked

"You had to of been there"Joey smirked at Ross

Ross glared at him.

"Back to to that third nipple"Joey started

"Joey was in a porno movie."Chandler yelled

"Huh"We all said in sync

"If I'm goin' down, I'm takin' everybody with me."Chandler said

"You were in a porno?"Ross asked

"Ahh, alright, alright, alright, I was young and I just wanted a job, OK. But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't 'cause there's people havin' sex on it."

"That is wild."

"So what's it shaped like?"Ross asked Chandler

"Yeah, is there a hair on it?"Pheobe asked
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"So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?"Ross asked

"Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia."Chandler said sarcasticially.

"You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you."Julie told

"Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?"He asked