The one with the youngest Geller

1.5

The One With the East German
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"Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal."I told the guys

"Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?"Ross said loudly

"Come on! You guys can pee standing up."I reminded

"We can? All right, I'm tryin' that."Chandler said joking.

I hope.

"Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me."Joey told us

"Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care."Pheobe explained

"Multiple orgasms!"Ross yelled

"So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!"Chandler said happily

"No plans, huh?"I asked jokingly

"Not one"He said seriously

"Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?"I asked

"Oh, right, right, shut up."Chandler told me

"Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it."Rachel told him

"No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note."

"Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling."Joey told

"Iʻll do it with you" I told him

"Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her."Chandler joked

"No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony."I told him

"Tony?"Ross asked

"Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?"

"Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but heʻs so boring.I dont kniw if its me,or his humor or-"

"Does anybody want anything else?ʻRachel asked

"Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing.....Nothing, just, just, I'm fine."Ross stopped once he noticed the look she was giving him

"What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?"Pheobe asked her

"It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible."

"Man he sounds just as horrible as you say he is" I joked

"Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me young lady."She rolled her eyes

"Ooh, I hate when my father calls me that."Chandler joked

"Did he give you that whole "You're-not-up-to-this" thing again?"Monica asked

"Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually, I got the extended disco version, with three choruses of "You'll never make it on your own"."She told us

A girl with dark hair walked into the coffee house in s black tight dress.

"Hi, Joey."Dhe greated softly

"My god, Angela."

She smirked at him before walkingn to the counter