The one with the youngest Geller

2.9

The One With Phoebe's Dad

"Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls."Pheobe said looking out the widnow

Chandler and Joey flung the door open walking in.

"Hey"Chandler greeted

"Hey."

"Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?"Joey asked

"Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we don't wanna look bad."Chandler told us

"Oh, actually this year we just made him homemade cookies."Monica told them

"And twenty-five it is."Chsndler said

"You gave him cookies?"Joey asked

"Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that."Monics told them

"I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick."Pheobe told us

"Phoebs, let me ask you something, were, were these, uh, fun brownies?"I asked

"Not especially. But you know what, I think they had pot in them."She said

"So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?"Ross asked

"Uhh, the mailman, the super..."

There was a loud knock on the door.

"Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy."She said

Joeyopened the door and picked up the newspaper.

"Oh my God."He said

"What?"Rsch asked

"Uhhh, I don't think you're gonna like this."He said showing us the torn up news paper.

"Ooh, goooosh, ooh, there are cookies smashed in the sports section."Rach said

"Oh look, and he did my crossword puzzle."Monica said dissapointedly

"Yeah, but not very well, unless 14-across, 'Gershwin musical' actually is bitemebitemebitemebiteme."Chandler said
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"I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin' and you geese are a-layin'."Joey said

"Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year."Chandler joked

Ross walked in with a bunch of shopping bags.

"Hey guys."Ros sgreted

"Hey." We all greeted back

Ross walked up to the counter Rachel was wiping down.

A few moments later he walked back over to us and sat on the sofa.

"What's in the bag?"Chandler asked

"Um, just some presents."Ross shrugged

"C'mon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to."Joey said

"OK. OK, this is a picture frame from Ben to my parents"He said showing us the frame.

"Cute."Mon said

" I got some, uh, hers and hers towels for Susan and Carol. And, uh, I got this blouse for mom."He showed us

I picked up the blouse. It was colorful and super tacky.

"Ross, that is gorgeous!...Look at these authentic fake medals. I tell ya, mom's gonna be voted best dressed at the make-believe military academy."Mon said