The one with the youngest Geller

2.10

                         ThE One With Russ

"Joey, would you slow down? They're not gonna be sold out of papers at one o'clock in the morning."Monica yelled at him as he ran down the street looking for a news stand.

"I'm excited! I've never gotten reviewed before."He said

"You were so amazing as the king. I was really impressed, I was."Monics reasured

"Although, you know what? You might want to consider wearing underwear next time. Yeah, cause when you sat down on your throne you could kind of see your... royal subject."Ross said

"Here it is, here it is."He grabbed a newspaper and started reading it " The only thing worse than the mindless, adolescent direction was Joseph Tribbiani's disturbingly unskilled portrayal of the king."He said

"OK, look, that is one guy's opinion, alright. Phoebs, read yours."Chandker told her

PHOE: OK. ...'The only thing worse than the mindless, adolescent direction...'ʻShe stopped

"Does anyone have one from a different paper? Y/n, read yours."Chandler told me

"I don't want to."I said quietly

"Joey, honey, they don't know what they're talking about."Rachel told him

ʻYeah."Ross agreed

"Maybe they do. I've been doin' this ten years and I haven't gotten anywhere. There's gotta be a reason."He said

"Oh c'mon. Maybe you're just, uhhh... paying your dues."Ross suggested

"No, no, no, it.. it's too hard. It's not worth it. I quit."He ssaid

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. I believe this will change your mind.  'In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiana was able to achieve brilliant new levels of.ʻ she flipped the page. 'sucking."She finished

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"When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff."Joey moped while we sat in our appartment comforting him.

"Hey"Ross entered sadly.

"Are... are you OK?"I asked

"Yeah, yeah, just a tough day at work. A stegosaurus fell over and trapped a kid."He said before picking up a black jaket. "Whoa, whoa, I know this jacket, this is, th-Fun Bobby's jacket! Where is he, what. He, he's here, isn't he?"Ross asked

"Maybe."Monica asheugged

"Don't toy with me."Ross said

Bobby walked out of Monicas room.

"Geller!"He yelled happily to Ross

"Hey, Fun Bobby!"Ross greeted

"Hey. Whoa, hey, you've been working out, huh?" Fun bobby asked

"Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!"He said

"You and me both."Monica smiled

"Hey, so what'd I miss, what'd I miss, c'mon?"Fun Boby asked

"Oh, we were just trying to make Joey feel better."Pheobe told him

"Hey, do you need me to pick you up?"Fun bobby asked

"No, I'm alright man. Really."Joey said

"No, I'm picking you up."Bobby said walking over to Joey and picking him up

"Hey no, seriously, I don't need you to pick me..."

Fun boby threw Joey on the couch which made him bounce a little.