The one with the youngest Geller

1.4

The One With George Stephanopoulos
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"Alright. Phoebe?"Monica asked moving on

"Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!"

"Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?" Ross carried the conversation along

"Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever."

"See, there's always one guy."Rachel said

"What do you mean"

"'If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."'I mocked

The bell above the door rang and our brunette friend walked in

"Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?"Monica asked

"Probably kill myself!"He smiked

"Excuse me?" Rachel asked

"Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!"He said happily

"Joey, uh- OMnipotent."Ross corrected

"You are? Ross, I'm sorry.."He comforted still not understanding
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"Ninety-One,Ninety-Two,Ninety-Three"Joey counted

Chandler held the door to Central Perk showing me his annoyed expression as I walked in.

"Ninety Four, Ninty five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you Chandler. Less than a hundred steps from our place to here."

"You got way too much free time."I told him

"Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you."Joey smiled at Ross showing him the tickets

"Thats cute you guys" I said smiling at them

Chandler glared at me

"Happy birthday, pal!"Chandler said patting Ross on the back

"We love you, man."Joey said before kissing Ross on the cheek

I looked at Joey then to Chandler with a smirk on my face.

"That was him"Chandler defended pointing at Joey

Rachel and Monica furrowed their brows at the boys.

"Funny, my birthday was seven months ago."Ross reminded

"So?" Joey asked

"So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?" Ross suggested

"Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty." Chandler joked

"Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth?"

"Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember."I said to him

"Ohhh."He said sadly

"What's wrong with the twentieth?"Howy asked

"Eleven days before Halloween.. all the good costumes are gone?"I joked

"Today's the day Carol and I first.. started our physical relationship."

Joey tilted his head and lookef puzzled.

"Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover."