The one with the youngest Geller

2.3

The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies

"Hey."Chandler greeted walking in

"So how was Joan?"I asked teasingly

"I broke up with her...They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them."He said

I rolled my eyes.

"Come on, they were not that huge."Rach said

"I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain."He said

"How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things?"I asked

"Hold it hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple. It made me nuts."

"You or me?"Chandler asked Ross

"I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples."Ross told him

"You guys are messin' with me, right?"Joey asked

"Yeah"We lied

"That was a good one. For a second there, I was like-"He stopped once he saw the girls and I looking up at the celling to show him "whoa."ʻHe said

"You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason."I said

His smiled faultered.

"Maureen Rosilla."He said

"Not hating Yanni is not a real reason."Pheobe yelled

There was a loud knock on the door.

"ʻHello, Mr. Heckles."Monica greeted

"You're doing it again."He complaied

"We're not doing anything."Monica said

"You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds."He said

"You don't have birds."I said

"I could have birds."He said

"Ok, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down."Monica said

"Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party."

"Ok, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky."

"We'll give you Janice."

"I miss Janice though. "Hello, Chandler Bing."I said doing an impression of her.

Everyone laughed

"Wait wait wait...."Oh, my, god."'I said

"Joey said " Oh, Chandler, now, now, that's it. There, faster!" Joey said

There was a loud banging on the floor.

"Stop with the broom, we're not making noise."Monica yelled

She started stomping on the floor.

Once she did he hit the celling with the broom even harder.

We all started stomping.

"We won. We won!"Rach yelled once the banging stopped.
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"Mr. Heckles."Monica said as they rolled his body out

"How did this happen?"Rach aksed

"He musta been sweepin'. They found a broom in his hand."The guy told us

"That's terrible."Monica said

"I know. I was sweepin' yesterday. It coulda been me"

"You never know"Ross said