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      The One Where the Monkey Gets Away

"Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven."

"Ooh"She said reading the letter

"What is it?"

"Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!"

"Barry who you almost...?"

"Barry who I almost."Rachel nodded

"And Mindy, your maid of...?"Minics asked

"Mindy, my maid of. Oh!"

"Wow sheʻs pretty-"

Rachel glared at me.

"Lucky to have a friend like you"I finished
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When we entered the appartment Monica and Ross were eating Chinese on the sofa with Marcel the monkey.

"How was the movie"Rachel asked

"Wonderful"'Monica smiled

"So good!"Pheobe yelled

"Suck-fest."Joey rolled his eyes

"Toootal chick-flick."Chandler complained

"I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with, like, y'know, guns and bombs and, like, buses going really fast."I said

"Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a little nudity."Joey said

"There was nudity!"Monica yelled

"I meant female nudity. Alright? I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking."He said

"Hugh Grant"Pheobe yelled

"Okay, I've gotta go. C'mon, Marcel! C'mon! We're gonna go take a bath. Yes we are, aren't we? Yes, we are."Ross said to Marcel

"They're still just friends, right?" Chandler asked

I shrugged.

"And I will see you tomorrow!"Rachel said to Marcel ina baby voice

"That's right, you're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you."Ross said

"Oh, hang on, hang on. Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?"Monica asked

"Pwease, Aunt Monica, pwease?' Oh, unclench. You're not even gonna be there."Ross told her
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"How could you lose him?"Joey asked frantically

"I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-"She said

"Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?"She aksed

"I don't know. The left one."

"Which ones?"Monica asked again

"Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything."She replied

"Hey."Pheobe greeted

"Hi."We all said in sync

"Whoah, ooh, why is the air in here so negative?"

"Rachel lost Marcel."Chandler told her

"Oh no, how?"

"He- he pooped in my shoe."Monica mumbled

"Which one?"Pheobe asked

"Those cute little black ones I wear all the time."

"No, which one? The right or left? 'Cause the left one is lucky..."

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