The one with the youngest Geller

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"Tell him"Monica yelled

"Tell him, tell him."Pheobe yelled

"Just...please tell him."Monica pushed

"Shut up!"I yelled

"Tell me what?" Chandler asked

"Look at you, you won't even look at him."

"Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me."

"All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were... um-"

"Doing it on this table."Pheobe yelled

"Wow!"Chandler said

"Why, why, why would you dream that?"Ross asked uncomfortable

"More importantly, was I any good?"

"Well, you were pretty damn good."

"Interesting, cause in my dreams, I'm allways surprisingly inadequate."He said pretending to sound happy.

"What are we talking about"Rachel asked walking over

"Y/n had a dream that her and Chandler did it on this table"Pheobe yelled

"Oh my god you guys I have those kind of dreams too"

"I love it when we share"Ross said
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I walked into the Coffee house layer that day and found Chandler sitting on the coffee table

" Hello y/n"He said

"I hate you" I said before sitting on the couch.

"Hey what's wrong with you"He asked before getting off the table and sitting  next to me on the couch.

"I got fired"I mumbled

"Aw why"Pheobe asked

"My uh...boss is physicialy attracted to me so...y'kow" I shrugged before taking a sip of my coffee

"What are you gonna do"Joey asked

I shrugged.

"You shoukd have her work with you,Chan"Joey suggested

"Thanks Joey, that's a good idea."He said sarcastically

"What...I could, I could do it. What is it?"I asked

"Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs redused....It's a whole big boob story."He told

"I could be a secretary."I shrugged

"Well, you know Y/n/n I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day."He said

"I could do that."

There was a consecutive beeping noise.

"What are you playing with?"Rachel asked

"Oh, it's my new beeper."He said

"What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?"Joey asked

" Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'"I said sarcatically

"No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO."He told

"A cool phone number, and a possible name for the kid."Chandler said sarcaticlaly

"Alright, I'll see you guys later"Monica said standing up

"Off to see young Ethan?"Rach asked

"How young is young Ethan? Young?"Joey asked