Ninjago Perfect Match Bonus Scenes

Jay Walker's Guide to Kissing Pillows

This is Jay's long-awaited guide to the art of kissing pillows. {P.S. Please don't tell him I published this. If he finds out, he'll kill me.}

Step 1: Make sure you will be completely alone for at least half an hour.

Step 2: Obtain a pillow; your own works best, especially if you may be pressed for time during step 4. Tape a picture of your significant other to the pillow if desired. {Note: If you use a picture, make sure you won't mind getting it crumpled or drooled on, because it will happen.}

Step 3: While in a comfortable position (preferably lying on a bed or couch), wrap your arms around the pillow, bury your face in it, and proceed to enjoy your pillow make-out.

Step 4: When finished, hide all incriminating evidence. Fluff the pillow, straighten disheveled sheets, clothing, and hair, and hide or destroy any pictures you used.

VERY IMPORTANT:  Don't get caught. Not only is it extremely embarrassing, people might either doubt your sanity or use it against you as blackmail. And you will never, ever, EVER live it down.

(Oh my gosh, guys. I just did the math, and...

48.4K reads.

2054 votes.

966 comments.

169 followers.

I just started publishing three months ago {as of next week}. Do you guys really like my stories that much?

OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU ALL!!

Don't forget to leave requests for stuff I could do in this book!)