whatever, today you are going to be a teacher to all who needs to know how to tighnari. what does this mean you ask? well, merely just how to tighnari. makes sense right? right.
your eyes scanned the surrounding are, and you locked your eyes on a harmless tighnari in his natural habitat.
"ive got you in my sights..." you whispered condescendingly. you held up the mushroom in your hand and slowly aimed it directly at tighnari. the boy was just playing with flowers, but that would all change when the mushroom attacked.
with one strong throw, you yeeted the mushroom directly onto tighnari's head. the mushroom bounced off his head like a ball and tighnari stumbled a little. he turned around and saw nobody, but a small mushroom on the ground.
he smiled and picked it up with a shake of his head, his ears swaying side to side. "y/nnnn~ i know youre there. dont hide from me."
you continued to hide behind the big rock. you remained silent. the enemy knew it was you, and you now had to execute plan B which was coincidentally step 2 of how to tighnari.
step 2 : attack the tighnari
you waited until tighnari approached the rock and you leapt from your hiding spot and jumped onto him, making him tumble backwards and land on his back with you on top of him. he blushed a little as you refused to let go.
"y/n has attacked the enemy. i repeat, y/n has attacked the enemy." you whispered to yourself, which tighnari picked up on. he smiled.
"playing pretend again y/n?" tighnari brushed your hair, and you quickly rolled yourself away from him, pretending to speak to a non-existent commander.
"enemy has laid hands on me. i repeat, enemy has laid hands. im going in for the kill."
tighnari laughed and slowly sat up. "what do you mean by that..."
you leapt forward and tighnari caught you in his arms. you snuggled into his lap while his tail moved back and fourth happily. he was happy you were having fun playing pretend. you squished yourself into him as much as you could and started counting down from 10.
