gender neutral reader
lots of crack + memes
some fluff + some lemonpov :
cyno hears from everyone
that you've been annoying
everyone in teyvat and he
is now going to annoy you🏜️
step 1 : crack horrible jokes
cyno was enjoying a peaceful afternoon until a few people from mondstadt, inazuma, liyue and hell even sumeru came to him DEMANDING that he do something about you. they all knew that you were close to cyno and cyno always seemed to have an upper hand whenever it came to you.
"please do something. y/n listens to you."
"the whole city burnt down cuz of them!"
"i my spice were all used by y/n."
"even as a harbinger, i need your help."
cyno heard enough. he was pretty free today anyway, so he could deal with you a little bit. he dismissed everyone and grabbed his spear, stretching his arms as the sand danced around his feet. "well then, time to get some people for this plan."
so he did. he went to mondstadt and grabbed venti, as well as childe from liyue in the middle of practicing his chopsticks. when cyno told them the first plan, they all agreed immediately, and both of them went over to your house and snatched you.
"seriously, whats the meaning of this! lemme go!" you struggled to free yourself. childe had tied your hands and legs to the chair to prevent you from escaping. as morbid as it would have sounded, it really wasnt that deep tbh.
cyno cleared his throat, crossing his leg over the other as he looked at childe. "why does 10+10 equals 11+11?"
venti snickered. "why?"
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Fanfictionas the title suggests; this is the second book. - imagines. ♡ - taking requests. - fluff/angst/crack. - all different types of au.