Third Person POV
Erwin had snuck out of the room while Levi took his daily nap. He snapped a quick photo of Levi cuddling a body pillow, his face squished making him look at peace.
He left the room and closed the door slowly, then crept into Mikasa's room. He opened the door and saw her braiding Armin's hair while texting on her phone.
He scoffed as he walked inside and pulled his own phone out. He sat down next to Mikasa, asking her to help him use more social medias.
Mikasa gasped and stopped mid-braid, causing the braided hair to spiral. Armin frowned at her and she smiled innocently. He got up and walked across the hall to Christa's room.
Mikasa took Erwin's phone and he scooted in closer to her.
"First, let's get twitter." She offered.
She downloaded twitter on his phone and created an account.
"ErvyLovesLevi" was the one she chose, much to Erwin's surprise. Only Levi calls him 'Ervy'.
The password was simple, something he would remember easy. Levi's birthday.
Mikasa showed him how to tweet, how to edit his bio and location, how to edit his birthday and his display name. 'Erwin Smith'. Then, she added everyone in the family on Twitter, except for their fwitters.
(fake twitters / private twitters)
She shifted on the bed uncomfortably, as her butt was still sore from when Levi spanked her. She had an idea. She added Levi's private account while Erwin wasn't looking and sent him off.
Later that night, she snuck into their bedroom and stole Levi's phone. She put in his password, which was just Erwin's full name, and clicked on twitter.
She accepted Erwin's follow request and then decided to go through his tweets. And just as she thought, it was just her father thirsting over Erwin. Every. Last. Tweet.
She giggled quietly like a gremlin and put his phone back on the charger, she then snuck out.
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Later that morning when Erwin woke up, he saw Levi had accepted his friend request. Him, thinking that was just Levi following back, thought nothing of it.
He scrolled through the account and his jaw dropped. There were photos of him that Levi had taken. Shirtless, cooking, cleaning, punishing the kids.
All with captions of, "my man" , "hovsewife" , "slut ne out" and "love a man wh o does this so i domt have to."
Erwin chuckled until he scrolled down to more, interesting tweets. There was a video of Levi kissing Erwin's face repeatedly while he was asleep.
The caption was "he sleeps through anything." Erwin rolled his eyes and smiled.
There were hundreds of photos and videos of them together. Some of then kissing, some of them hand comparisons, and many more. But the one that caught Erwin's eye the most, was one where Levi was wearing one of Erwin's favorite sweatshirts with short shorts on. The sweatshirt was pulled up, revealing his beautiful thighs.
He blushed hard and saved the photo to his camera roll. Just then, Levi stirred awake and Erwin exited off the app.
Levi sat up and shifted himself onto Erwins lap. Erwin wrapped his arms around him and sighed as Levi began rubbing his hair, resting his head on his chest.
"Did you sleep good?" Levi asked, groggily.
"Yeah.." Erwin muttered back, his face buried into Levi's messy hair.
"I heard someone rummaging around last night, did you?"
"No, I sleep through anything." Erwin said without thinking.
( YALL KNOW THAT ONE REDDIT STORY?? HAHAH )
Levi gasped and removed his head from Erwin's chest, looking at him in the eyes. Erwin tried to play it off as if he didnt know about the account but Levi had already snatched his phone off the charger, searching through his friends list.
He fell back on the bed and buried his face in a pillow when he saw 'Erwin Smith' at the very top.
Erwin laughed and tried to reassure Levi but he ran off to the bathroom and locked himself inside. Erwin's phone pinged. He picked it up and looked at the notification.
'New tweet from ilovemyhusband' popped on his screen. He clicked it and tried hard not to laugh.
"My husband found this account, please someone kill me."
He clicked the reply button and sent one of the photos he'd saved while browsing through the account. It was of Levi bent over slightly with Erwin's crotch pressed up against his ass.
Now, the kids cannot see Levi's private account. Mikasa only knew about because she saw Levi post on it one day when he thought she wasn't looking.
But since Erwin's account was public, Mikasa saw the photo. She gagged as soon as she saw it on her timeline and replied to Erwin.
"Oh my god dad, delete this!!" She typed while laughing hysterically. Levi could hear her laugh from the bathroom and checked his phone. He went pale when he saw the picture, then nearly fainted when he saw Mikasa's response.
Him and Mikasa both barreled out of the room they were in and ran to where Erwin was.
Erwin smiled as they entered and Levi's face was dark red at this point. Mikasa grabbed the phone and deleted the photo, relieved she was the only one who saw it.
"Mikasa...why does he know how to use twitter." Levi had grabbed his spoon.
Mikasa backed up when she saw it and tried to hide behind Erwin for protection.
"Hell no, you're not dragging me down with you." He said, nudging her closer to Levi.
He tapped the spoon into his other hand and slowly approached Mikasa.
"Son of a bitch."
