Fluff chapter 🫶🏽
I stood next to Erwin as he addressed the scouts for the morning. I'm bored, and I want to go back to my room more than anything in this world. My mind wandered off as Erwin talked like a mindless bug until I heard my name mentioned. All the scouts perked up and no one was yawning anymore as Erwin's voice became very serious.
"It has come to my attention that there has been some...rumours. Flying around about me and Levi."
I snapped my neck to look at him instantly. What rumours?
"Now if I hear anyone describing Levi as 'my personal twink'" he put in finger quotes, "I will deal with you myself."
I looked at him in pure horror. Who the hell called me his personal twink!? My eyes shot to the scouts who were snickering and giggling.
"Meeting adjourned!" I shouted , embarrassed Erwin would say that to these children. No one budged and many were clearly holding in their laughter.
"Meeting adjourned!!" I repeated once more. All the kids fled the room and I glared, burning holes into Hanji who was on the floor laughing.
"I thought that went well?" Erwin looked at me confused.
"Who was it." My voice demanding more than asking.
"Pardon?"
"Who called me your personal twink."
"That doesn't matter Levi, I've handled it-"
"The new recruits-- Max, Misaki and Remington." Hanji cut him off , tears in their eyes.
I stormed away, ignoring Erwin calling after me and Hanji laughing hysterically. His personal twink? Who do these recruits think they are???
-~- Erwin's POV
I chased after Levi when I remembered what he did to Eren, and only began to imagine what he'd do to these kids. I knew I was too late when I heard loud thuds and children cheering inside the barracks.
I walk in and gasp as Levi tugs the hair of one kid while kicking another. One of the recruits in question, Misaki, ran up to me while laughing so hard her face was red.
"You- wheeze gotta stop--- wheeze him!!" She was on the floor clutching their sides and I noticed a bruise forming on their arm.
"Personal twink?? You're a joke!" He shouts while smacking the kid whose hair he tugged hard across the face.
The kid fell to the ground and crawled into the group of cheering kids to escape Levi. He turned to the kid he had been kicking as they pleaded for mercy.
"Max started it!" He blamed the kid who had crawled into the crowd.
I made my way to Levi just as he readied to deliver another kick to the man. I wrapped my arms around his upper torso, restraining him. I took notice of the fact he was seething.
"Twink?? Twink?? If anything, Erwin's the twink!!" He protested. I've never seen him so angry before.
"That's not true and you know it!" Misaki yelled.
Levi kicked to get out of my grip but i tossed him over my shoulder and began walking out of the barracks.
"I'm not done with you! I swear, you'd all better watch your backs!" He yelled as I shook my head.
-Later that night-
I've been listening to Levi complain about the recruits for hours. He looks at the ceiling while he talks, letting me lay my arm on his chest and carress his cheek.
"I just can't believe the audacity!!" He cursed, spitting a little out of anger.
I chuckled slightly and scooted closer to him.
"I don't look like a twink." He said.
"Oh, but I do?" I asked, remarking his comment from earlier.
He looked at me and narrowed his gaze as I put my hand up in defense.
"Just saying." I put my hand back where it rested not too long ago.
He began to rant again and I just stood up, heading for the shower. He didn't seem to care, just rolled over to my side of the bed and screamed into my pillow.
I turned on the water and relaxed as it hit my skin. I stood there before beginning to wash my hair and body. After 5 minutes of me humming into the water I heard the bedroom door open, and then a bunch of voices at once.
I consciously stepped out and turned off the flow of droplets, wrapping a towel around my waist. As I stepped back into the room I felt all eyes shift on me and suddenly felt quite embarrassed.
The three teenagers from earlier gasped and one erupted a "I fucking knew it!! You're banging the commander!!"
I'm guessing Hanji brought them in here to apologize to Levi for humiliating him, but that doesnt seem to be going well. He ran out to the hallway and took off screaming "Captain Levi and Commander Erwin are together".
Levi glared at me and went after him screaming "No we're not" , "Get the hell back here!". Misaki was in a laughing fit again and Max was facepalming.
"Oops." I muttered, realizing what I had caused.
PROPS TO 0Veins (Remington) , ack3rlvr (Misaki) AND weakweeb_ (Max) FOR GIVING ME THEIR NAMES
