Andy x Peter oneshots (Requests Closed)

short

Andy: so how was Pandy born again?
Jackie: he wasn't born.
Andy: then how-
Jackie: look, my bestie created Pandy, Hosé, and Betty, I made Colby, Hazel, and Sally. Pandy just appeared on a ome of the picnic tables.
Andy: who's Hosé and Hazel.
Jackie:... well-

*insert an hour of Jackie explained*

Andy: so Hosé the HotPepper was born with this thing that makes it so he is obsessed with ever male he sees and Hazel is his adopted daughter?
Jackie: yes but Hosé is cured... somewhat.
Andy: why did I let him live on the farm?
Jackie: he pays rent.
Andy: Oh... no one here pays fucking rent.