Andy x Peter oneshots (Requests Closed)

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Pandy was playing with his cat, Flower.
Andy entered the room.
"Hello mom." Pandy smiled.
"Hey PanPan." Andy sat next to him on the floor.
"Don't call me that." Pandy crossed his arms, dropping the ball of yarn he was holding
"Jackie calls you that." "Because she knows I hate it." "Fair enough."
Andy got off the floor, asking "What do you want for dinner?"
"Pizza!" Pandy cheered.
"What kind?" "Pineapple-" "No! No, no no no, disgusting!"
Jackie ran in and yelled "If you ever say that again, I will slap you till you wake up on EARTH!"
Pandy was confused.
"The one with the humans?" "Yes."
Pandy sighed and stood up.
"What's wrong with pineapple pizza?" He asked.
"Only one type of fruit is allowed on pizza and it's tomatoes." Andy crossed his arms.
"There's nothing wrong with pineapple."
"That may be true but it makes pizza sweet and that's a no-no." Jackie crossed her arms.
"But-" "Pepperoni pizza or die." "Okay, fine."
Jackie patted Pandy on the head.
"Good, see ya PanPan-" "IF YOU CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME! I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND FEED IT TO MY CAT!!!"