Andy x Peter oneshots (Requests Closed)

Peter asks a question

"Fuck Face, get over here, I got a question."
Jackie walked into the room.
"If you call me that again, I will put you through the pain of deletion." Jackie glared at him.
"Alright, anyways, since Pandy wasn't born... here at least... yeah, you know what I mean. Do you know what his first words are?"
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"Really, his first word was penis, you were talking about it infront of him while mom wasn't home, Pandy looked at you and started saying penis over and over again... you tried so hard to teach h another word but you couldn't in time... mom fucked you so hard that night."
Peter sat there, silently.
"Yeah, I'm gonna hang out with Pandy and check his search history."