Andy x Peter oneshots (Requests Closed)

College au again

Andy woke up and he got out of bed.
He walked over to his closet and got on his sweater and changed into his white sweatpants.
"Andy..." Peter mumbled.
"It's time to get up, we gotta go." Andy sighed, grabbing his bag.
"Okay."
Peter sat up and stretched.
"You want cereal?" Andy asked.
"Want kind do we have?" Peter got up.
"Frosted Flakes... Captain Crunch." "I'll have a bowl of Captain Crunch." "Okay."
Andy walked upstairs.
"Mornin' little bro." Andy said as he walked to the kitchen area.
"Hey Andy, can you cook me breakfast?" Adam asked.
"Sure, what do you want?" "Eggs." "Okay."

Peter walked upstairs after a while.
Andy was eating cereal while Adam was eating eggs.
"You're cereal is on the counter." "Thanks."

     

They all ate their breakfast and went to their classes.

         

      

At lunch, Andy and Peter decided to go to Dairy Queen.

As they were waiting in line... some guy slapped Andy's ass.
"Hey pretty lady~"
They both turned around.
"Oh, are you a trans man?"
Peter started laughing.
"No, I'm a cis man." "Prove it."
...
Peter had arm lock Andy so he didn't take off his pants.
"I'm a fucking guy! Suck my dick you jackass!"
All three were kicked out.
"Come on babe, let's go somewhere else, we don't have much time." Peter sighed.
"Okay."

        

      

After classes.
Andy and Peter were not having it.
"Do we have any beer left?" Andy asked.
"Yeah, we do, it's under my bed." Peter sighed.
"I'm getting wasted!!"
Andy ran downstairs.
Peter sighed... but then he remembered last time Andy got wasted.
"Nah, it's better when he's sober." Peter said to himself.
Peter walked downstairs and into his room.
"Dude, what the hell?"
Andy had already drank five bottles.
"Okay, no more."
Peter took the box.
"Please, I'll do anything." Andy got up from the floor.
"Anything?" "Yes, I'll even suck your dick."
Peter grinned.
"Alright, take off your clothes and get on the bed." "Oh, fine."

       

Half way through... Andy's phone started ringing.
They both just started at Andy's phone.
Peter grabbed the phone and looked at the number.
"Who do you have saved as Bitch Boy?" Peter asked.
"Adam."
...
Peter answered the call.
"I'm fucking your brother right now."
Peter hung up the call.
"Oh my god, was that best thing to tell my brother?" Andy sat up.
"Oh shut up... my dick soften, wanna watch Rick and Morty?" "Sure."

           

       

After a few hours... Aloren burst into the room.
"Mom, we ain't doing anything, leave us alone."
Aloren looked at them.
Fully clothed, just watching Rick and Morty at a desk.
"Oh... good."
Aloren stood there for a few moments before walking out.
"I'm starting to hate my mom, she just walks in like she owns this place, like, did someone give her a spare key?" Andy complained.
"I'm with you, whenever she finds out we have sex, she just yells at us about sin, and when she walked in, she just said, 'I wanted to check on my baby boys' fucking call next time, or at least knock." Peter joined.
"Wanna go to a bar?" "Gay bar?" "No shit." "Hell yeah." "We can go at six." "Sounds good."
Peter kissed Andy on the cheek.
"Give me the keys to your car." Peter sighed.
"Why?" Andy asked.
"Human alcohol doesn't effect me as much." "Oh, that clears some stuff up, yeah sure. Here."
Andy reached into his pocket and handed it to Peter.
"Thanks."
...
"Should we order a pizza for Adam since he's gonna be here alone?" Peter asked.
Andy looked at his phone.
"No, he texted me, he's going to a frat party." Andy put his phone back on the desk.
"Oh, okay."