Andy x Peter oneshots (Requests Closed)

How to traumatize a child

"Okay, for this test, we will use Pandy." Jackie smiled.
"Wait, what are we doing?" Pandy asked.
"Don't worry, anyways, what you need is a movie that has... I'm gonna use a word Pandy doesn't know yet. smut."
Jaclie held up a disc case that said Sausage Party.
"You just need to show that type of film to a child and let the rest play out (this traumatized me as a kid)."

       

    

Pandy was frozen.
He was staring at the tv screen.
"And now as you can see, Pandy regrets existence and now knows more about sex, he wished to be dead."
Pandy stood up.
"Oh god! What was that!?" Pandy asked, disgusted.
"That's how babies were made my dear brother, that's how almost everyone was made." Jackie patted Pandy's head.
"WHY WOULD YOU SHOW HIM THAT!?"
They both looked, Andy was pissed.
"RUN!"
Jackie and Pandy both ran out the door.
Pandy was slower then Jackie so she picked him up.
"AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T TRAUMATIZE A CHILD IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM!!"

Jackie got her ass beat.
...
Pandy didn't sleep for days.

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I watched Sausage Party when I was like... five? Maybe. I don't know.
I was so confused but now I'm like, WHAT THE FU-