Andy x Peter oneshots (Requests Closed)

Peter pissing off Andy

Peter walked into the living room with a bag with something moving inside.
"What is that?" Andy asked.
"Rats." Peter said simply.
"What?"
Peter dumped the bag right there and rats started running around.
"PETER!" Andy yelled.
Peter grabbed one by the tail and put it in his mouth trapping it with his teeth.
...
He ate it.
Pandy ran downstairs.
"Jackie taught me how to eat rats."
"Why were you talking to Jackie?" Peter asked.
"Remember when I appeared here I told yoh about how where I originally came from I had siblings." "Jackie is one of your siblings?" "Yes, Jackie is just weird."
Andy was disappointed.
Pandy stepped into the pool of running rats.
He grabbed one by the tail and ate it, getting blood on his clothes.
"I'm going to take you two to the hospital, but first... Peter, get rid of these rats.

"What should I do with all these rats?" Peter asked.
"Whatever you want, do not eat them!"
"Okay."

Andy was sitting on the couch reading.
He was waiting for Peter and Pandy to come home from the park.
"Hey mom!"
Andy looked at the door.
"Hey you two, how was the park?" Andy asked.
"Dad taught me about sex." Pandy said as he sat on the couch.
"He what?"
Pandy covered his mouth and looked at Peter.
"Damn it Pandy, you weren't supposed to say anything." Peter sighed.
Andy got up... went into the kitchen...

Peter was hiding in the barn.
He was goung to sleep there that night because had to wait before he could go home and not get his ass beat.

Andy was getting ready for bed as Peter was using the bathroom.
"Hey mom?" Pandy walked beside Andy.
"Yes?" "Since dad is in the bathroom, can you tell me the name of the website where you can watch people have se-" "PETER!"
Andy ran to the bathroom and kicked in the door.
"YOU TOLD PANDY ABOUT PORNHUB!?"
Peter pulled up his pants and flushed the toilet.
"Noooo-"
Andy punched Peter in the head and kicked him... in the no no square.
"AH MOTHER FUCKER!"
Peter fell to his knees.
"Pandy, your grounded." "What did I do!?" "You are too young to be going on those kind of sites."

Andy was sleeping, it was the middle of the day.
He woke up and then he realized.
"UN-HOLY SHIT!"
Andy jumped from his bed ans hurried downstairs almost tripping over himself.
"Peter! Why didn't you wake me up!?" Andy yelled.
"You drank too much last night, you needed the rest." Peter went back to his book.
"You know I have a lot to do today!" Andy was pissed.
"I know, I already did it." "What?" "I did your work for you, you work to much." "Oh... well now I don't know how to feel." "Hm?" "I don't know if I should feel thankful or pissed."