[Warning: excess profanity, and more foul-mouthed Guests to come]
"I wanna room with Mahiru. I wanna room with Mahiru. I wanna room with Mahiru!"
[A petite, blonde dancer in an orange kimono shout her demand at Debbeye.]
Debbeye: There's been a compromise, Hiyoko. Have you ever heard of "soapies?" We don't condone shipping, it paints your friendship in an awkward light. I can arrange you both to neighboring dorms.
Mud: According to vocal records, yours parallels with a Kirumi Tojo. You're going to love her, she's a nurturer, too.
Hiyoko: Boring. I bet you we sound nothing alike.
"May I lead Hiyoko to our dorm?"
Debbeye: Sure, Kirumi. *hands the maid in the black dress a key, the girls leave*
Mud: Next!
Miu: *marches in, shouting* Hey, Debbitch, Mudshitter, why'd ya bunk me with the hungry gymnast? She raided the fuckin' mini-fridge.
Mud: You seem ravenous yourself. *shrugs*
Debbeye: *dials the desk phone* Can we get a restock on Dorm 715, please? Restock on Dorm 715, thank you. *hangs up*
Mud: Have you really made profound nicknames for everyone?
Miu: No. What'd ya say about me bein' ravenous?
Mud: You have a different type of hunger. May I sustain?
Debbeye: Mud, stop flirting with the Guests!
Mud: My bad. We can speak with Akane later, before she eats one of Miu's inventions.
Miu: She better not! *turns around and storms off*
Mud: Next. *another blonde steps forward* Oh, Debbeye, it's your favorite Maple girl.
Debbeye: She's not mine to possess. Hey, Kaede.
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Where Havoc Overtakes All
RandomA sort of spinoff of the Wads, if we can call it that. At least we know wherever it is we're going. Some content may not be suitable for younger readers, profanity for the most part.
