● 7/31/2024
Glinda: Wanna hear a bad joke?
Debbeye: Please don't.
Glinda: What weighs more, a sky cloud or Strife Cloud?
Mud: *shrugs* Don't know.
Glinda: A sky cloud weighs around five tons, and Strife Cloud is light as pixels. *falls on the ground, cackling*
Debbeye: *facepalms*
Historia: I know we don't talk much of Korekiyo Shinguji, but he has inspired us to research human history. He speaks of cultural appreciation through rituals, one which nearly hastened his Departure, way before the game did. It is the backbone of this Guest influx, I think. *her back eyes catch a familiar figure* Have you faired well visiting Platinum's Enclave, Link.
"No, I have not been there."
Historia: *turns around, gasps* Holy Hylia, it's Zelda! *stammering* The blue tunic...short, pixie blonde hair...the accent.
Gen: *waves* Hi, Miss Zelda. Is the Roaming Phosphorus really that mean?
Historia: *sternly* Gen. She meant Rhoam Bosphoramus. We heard he was strict, and we've never had fathers. How incredibly rude of me. I'm Historia, and this is Gen, my child and apprentice. And there's Melyssa, she's our photographer. *shouts over* Hey, Melyssa, can Zelda join your photography club?
Melyssa: Sure. Scarl has already grown fond of the knight.
Zelda: What?
Melyssa: Scarl's my aunt's wildlife photographer, they wanted to accompany Link on his "wild" adventures. Don't you get tired of being the sole voice in his head?
Zelda: Yes, I have.
Historia: Denizens of Hyrule, courtesy of Nintendo. *winks*
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Where Havoc Overtakes All
RandomA sort of spinoff of the Wads, if we can call it that. At least we know wherever it is we're going. Some content may not be suitable for younger readers, profanity for the most part.
