● 4/1/2023
Melyssa: Mr. Mondo, pull my finger.
"I'm not fallin' for that."
Cypress: *grabs the Biker from behind, gnaws on his light brown pompadour*
Melyssa: Aununcle Cypress, put him down. *Cypress drops Mondo* Sorry, Mr. Mondo, Cypress is barely grasping the concept of pranks. This is not what Mums had in mind when they said pranks are meant to confuse.
[A blond man and a ravenette woman enter, each with a handful of pennies, a matching pair of handlebar mustaches sketched under their noses, and a confused look on their faces.]
Melyssa: Mr. Riker, Ms. Savannah, hello. What's with the pennies?
Savannah: The Elder Memories said it was National One Cent day, and thought stacking coins on us was an ideal prank.
Mondo: What the hell's with the mustaches?
Debbeye: That would be me. Thanks again for volunteering to be my practice run, Savannah and Riker. Mud's going to be so confused.
Mud: *shouts* DEBBEYE!!! *stomps in* What is the meaning of this? *gestures to the curved lines on the sides of her jaws*
Debbeye: April Fools, love.
Mud: *laughs sarcastically* You got me. You know would be better? Roses. *tracing the lines* The petals would go on the back, with thorns and leaves around the lines.
Debbeye: The emergency has been settled, and that's the truth.
Yuji: That must have been so terrifying. The Pianist was nice enough to let us tag along. *waves at Melyssa* Hey, Busy Bee.
Debbeye: So, you're the "tiger boy" Memma mentioned.
Yuji: Yup. Good to know I get along with the locals in this community. Who's this guy? *jabs a thumb at Mondo*
Mondo: Mondo Owada, nice to fuckin' meet ya.
Yuji: Yuji Itadori.
Melyssa: Mondo runs a group of bikers.
Cypress: *grunts, slaps the symbol on the back of Mondo's long coat*
Mondo: Watch it, kid!
Debbeye: Cypress, don't shove the Guest. Let him explain his group's crest.
Mud: What's this about a panda?
Melyssa: The Fight of Sorcery had a panda companion. We couldn't find them the first time.
Mud: Oi, whoever's on our trail; Are you confused yet?
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Where Havoc Overtakes All
AcakA sort of spinoff of the Wads, if we can call it that. At least we know wherever it is we're going. Some content may not be suitable for younger readers, profanity for the most part.
