Debbeye: Here are questions nobody has ever asked us.
Mud: And this is our shitty excuse to make headcanons. Dialogue.
● Why is Melyssa avoiding Cloud?
Mud: Well because his Mako-infused memories burned her fucking fingertips.
Debbeye: They're cool now.
● Why is Platinum incapable of lying to Sora?
Debbeye: Why would she even want to lie to a kid? Hasn't he been through enough?
● What is Mud's relation with Cinnamon?
Mud: None of your damn business. It's fine she's stepping off for now, and everyone calls her Anise.
● Are Melyssa and Isabelle really cousins?
Mud: Are you really a Storymaker? What else makes a story? Watteye has the Dialogue, the Narrative, the Outline, and the Plot. His partner Pin led us all down a really deep rabbit hole.
Debbeye: They have a close bond, which makes it weird, whatever you're implying.
● What are your thoughts of Sephiroth?
Mud: He's fucking crazy. What's his deal with Cloud? One part of Pin's feed shows them in a close embrace. *shudders*
Debbeye: The power imbalance dynamic is vile, not the pairing concept itself.
Mud: I go and chew him out once, and he has the absolute nerve to call me a dog. He deserved that spit in the face.
● What is the Residency's motive for learning Sign Language?
Mud: Honest answer, it was Basil. They had a near fatal encounter with a Guest Kombatant that left them with a hole in their throat.
Debbeye: We offered them an alternative means of communication that won't frighten any unsuspecting Guests.
Mud: Their half-brother, Coriander, picked up quick. He even prodded the most recent Guests into the fray. *raises her upper hands above the side of her head, waves them in an alternating circular motion* Cloud was not amused, but he puts in the effort. *upper right hand above her head, moves from left to right* Sora has shown more enthusiasm.
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Where Havoc Overtakes All
RandomA sort of spinoff of the Wads, if we can call it that. At least we know wherever it is we're going. Some content may not be suitable for younger readers, profanity for the most part.