Debbeye: We're doing something different for narrating the events from the Wads of the last Rotation.
Mud: Like the "Midst?" That was crazy.
Debbeye: *sighs* Yes, like the short podcast. We begin with Kazuichi Soda.
● 6/29/2023
Mud: Paprika scolds the Mechanic for leaving a wrench on the floor.
Debbeye: The same wrench that tripped Thyme while they were proclaiming about a list.
Mud: Then Platinum gave Kazuichi a serum to sedate him for the upcoming ride, he woke up as a big ass, blue robot.
Debbeye: After a brief questioning of his surroundings, a Resident informs him of a lake. Upon the insistence of Sonia, Platinum retracts the Golurk, Carro, leaving Kazuichi in his disoriented, human state.
Mud: Paprika brings out the soft drinks, and hands a ginger ale for the Mechanic in compensation for the confusion.
Debbeye: We continue the tale with Peko Pekoyama.
● 6/30/2023
Mud: The Swordwoman is at her usual post when Platinum brings in a jackal.
Debbeye: A bipedal black and blue jackal and her pup.
Mud: She asks to take the pup out to play, the bitch-female canine-said yes through her auras.
Mud: She then hands Peko and the jackal-
Debbeye: -Lucario Lulu each a pool noodle and told them to train.
Mud: Platinum asks the unnamed pup if he wanted to see the Tennis Pro, the pup yipped in approval.
Debbeye: And we conclude this story with Ryoma Hoshi.
● 7/1/2023
Mud: The Tennis Pro is not the social type, so the approach wasn't easy.
Debbeye: So, Platinum brings over this pup, a Riolu.
Mud: Which may or may not have been in the Enclave prior to this arrangement.
Debbeye: She introduces them, the Riolu lingering with the annunciation of Ryoma's name. They play a round, the pup uses his Force Palm, the ball flies straight into Ryoma's racket.
Mud: And so, Ryoma names him Racket. And Lulu's pool noodle hits Fuyuhiko on the head. *snorts* That's my favorite part.
Melyssa: Didn't Mr. Leon play chicken with a boat?
Leon: *shouts from a distance* HAGAKURE WAS OVERREACTING!!!!
[Melyssa winces, Mud motions rolling her sleeves and marches at Leon's direction, a loud slap echoes. Mud returns, shaking her upper right hand.]
Debbeye: Was that really necessary? You could've dislocated his jaw.
Mud: Better then having him combust into a rabbit again. An open hand doesn't activate Shortstop's Flame Burst, right?
Debbeye: Right.
● 7/4/2023
Debbeye: I admit it, we've fallen way behind on the Arriving Day acknowledgements.
Mud: I blame the jetlag.
Debbeye: We weren't even in a plane. Happy Independence day, whomever celebrates it. *waves*
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Where Havoc Overtakes All
RandomA sort of spinoff of the Wads, if we can call it that. At least we know wherever it is we're going. Some content may not be suitable for younger readers, profanity for the most part.
