● 9/7/2024
Belladonna: The Elder Memories took a longer hiatus from the Skits than we thought. What did I miss?
One of the grown-ups pressed charges against Cloud.
Snapdragon: Who's Cloud?
Synth: A new Guest, perhaps.
[Outline shows Snakeweed the "cloud" sign, waving their hands above their head, Snakeweed imitates.]
Wasn't it supposed to be a half-baked trial? The plumber ended up saving his ass.
[Plot covers their ears, if they had any.]
Belladonna: The difference between me and that crazy Glinda is I have both feet, and use stilts. She must've put a hit on this Cloud.
Melyssa: It was Deba, Mumbeye's apprentice. I told her everything. Now, she blames him for burning me with his Mako poison.
Belladonna: (sarcastically) You sure it wasn't "The Great Cloud Influx?"
Ooh, that'll be the perfect title for the second half of this year.
I call it The Great Smash.
Synth: Sure that won't be taken out of context.
Belladonna: Now I wonder what the first half of the year would be.
Melyssa: "The Rise of Iron Fist."
Belladonna: You most certainly appreciated your aunt's Benevolent test subject.
Melyssa: He made his amends voluntarily.
Belladonna: The kickboxer should not have told your cousin to shut up.
How are we to explain the current dynamic to the Generous First Son (Shuichi)?
He's been through worst shit from the bear.
He hunts missing people?
No no, he seeks those who are lost.
Why the follow-ups? You can't please everyone.
Melyssa: *kneels down, Scarl whispers to her side, she repeats* Phantump Readers?
Belladonna: Huzzah, he has brought the Storm!
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Where Havoc Overtakes All
RandomA sort of spinoff of the Wads, if we can call it that. At least we know wherever it is we're going. Some content may not be suitable for younger readers, profanity for the most part.
