[Mnini]
● 7/25/2024
Gen: *dragging a gigantic, red crustacean by its tail* I found Claudia Strife.
Coriander: That's a p-
Melyssa: *covers Coriander's mouth*
-probable solution for escaping the fire. Now, she's safe. (to Coriander) They didn't find the body, did they? *Coriander shakes his head* Good.
(to Gen) Where'd you find her?Gen: Mama Tori found her swimming in a crater at a beach. *the crustacean snarls, she slaps the giant claw* Bad shrimpy.
Ironsilk: Great prawn of Gielinor, how'd Clawdia get here?
Historia: Gen insisted on bringing the big shrimp. I mentioned Claudia once, had to wrestle a goose.
Memoria: Not the silly goose Cloud's memories implied.
Steelfang: The Cabbagemacers of Jagex won't mind us borrowing their big ass prawn, would they?
Ironsilk: What do you mean "we?" Go bother Hagakure or something.
Steelfang: I did. Hiroku slapped me, and Yasuhiro threw his crystal ball at my chest.
Coriander: *moves Melyssa's hand* Let's see Aunt Mud try and take Hiroku's cigarette.
Historia: Wait, there are no geese in Gielinor, just cockatrice.
Gen: And gryphons.
Historia: One gryphon, on a mountain of wolves, with insomnia. *jabs a finger at Clawdia* Do not eat the Residents.
[Clawdia slips away from Gen's grip, Mnini chases her into a huge body of water.]
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● 7/26/2024
Debbeye: The only query we have here involves one of the most recent Guest fandoms. Is this current storyline, in comparison to the "Kingdom Hearts" lore, not as confusing, just as confusing, or more confusing.
Cell Egan: I have no idea what you're saying.
Mud: Damn right. We haven't even delved completely into the plot, yet.
Glinda: Guess who finally Ascended. *cackles, looks down at the stump of her left leg* Ah, fuck the Duck.
Debbeye: *claps* Great. Now, we can do the five-year photo comparison.
[Glinda, Debbeye, Ironsilk; 2019]
[Glinda, Debbeye, Ironsilk; 2024]
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Where Havoc Overtakes All
RandomA sort of spinoff of the Wads, if we can call it that. At least we know wherever it is we're going. Some content may not be suitable for younger readers, profanity for the most part.