"...So uh yeah." I say as I look into the camera then I hold up the Ballon d'Or I just won. "Thanks everyone."
For some reason I was voted the Ballon d'Or Féminin winner for this year and obviously I can't go to the ceremony in France so I'm filming an acceptance speech.
I thought it should've gone to Talia given she was the APL top goal scorer, she was the top goal scorer at the World Cup, and she won the Golden ball at the World cup.
I told Talia I'd decline the award so it could go to the rightful winner, but she told me to not be stupid.
"That should be good." Adelaide says as I look at the list of Ballon d'Or Féminin winners.
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"Sweet." I say then I look at my new Ballon d'Or Féminin trophy.
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"Hey your phone's buzzing." Adelaide says so I put my award down then grab my phone.
"It's from Sheridan." I say then I look at my phone.
Sher Sher: Here's the list of Porn Stars coming for the Adult Entertainers Night at Secrets
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Me: Pause
Me: There's 60 porn stars coming?
Me: I didn't even know there we're that many porn stars in the world.
