(I'm going to self-insert here so have fun. I'm not taking this one seriously)
You watched from the corner as the Lieutenant sat on the counter, absolutely devouring the rotisserie chicken from yesterday's grocery shopping. Her hands digging into the cooked flesh.
"You're really starving...Lux. It's absolutely disgusting."
The woman looked up at you, squinting her eyes as if giving you a silent fuck you. She shrugged it off and kept ripping the chicken apart, sinking her prominent canines into the chicken as if it had killed her whole family.
Absolutely feral.
"Damn...okay, I'm sorry for even looking."
You mumbled and gave her one last glance before walking out of the kitchen to find Price, snitches get stitches but you were planning on eating that chicken with your dinner. The sight was also disturbing and you desperately wanted it to stop.
You opened the door to the garage, Price always spent his off hours in there sipping on a can of coconut water, watching tv, or working on his truck. This time he was sitting in his designated folding chair, watching a sports game.
"Price, can you come to take a look in the kitchen? I think there's some kind of animal eating our food."
You laced your words with fake concern, the man standing up with a sigh. "Alright, this better not be one of those come kill this bug for me type problems." He stepped back inside, walking towards the kitchen.
"Thanks, Price"
"Whe-"
As soon as his foot hit the tiled floor of the kitchen he made eye contact with the 'animal' you were talking about. The two held eye contact for way longer than you would have liked to see. The chicken dropped from the lieutenant's hands and back onto the counter with an absolutely gut-wrenching splat.
"Lieutenant Lux. I swear if this is not a nightmare sent straight from hell. You are losing your rank."
The woman slowly got down from the counter, her oily hands being quickly washed in the sink. Her mouth was wiped with a paper towel.
"You never saw anything...Old man"
She sidestepped over to him, waving her hands in front of his face as if she were trying to cast a spell on the man. Priced pinched the bridge of his nose, this woman always found a way to piss the man off. The stupidest ways.
"I'll let Laswell know of this incident."
Price sighed, pushing the woman's hand away from his face. You saw her face lose all color, Laswell always dealt with Lux's shit, the punishments always leaving her in tears.
"What! No not again! Price I swear, please don't do this again!"
Price shrugged and walked back into the garage, most likely back to his sports channel. You couldn't help but laugh at the woman's distress, that's what she gets for eating that whole chicken like a rabid animal.
"You got like 3 seconds to start moving your legs before you can't anymore."
Lux muttered, she looked as if she were about to beat the shit out of you. You took that warning and bolted for the front door, as soon as you stepped outside you looked back. The footsteps hitting the floorboards make you start up your pace again.
"Damn! Okay, thought you were joking!"
"Get Price not to tell Laswell then I'm joking! I'm going to stab you if I have to do laps on the track for days again!"
You knew this woman was hard to get off your tail and wouldn't stop till she got what she wanted. Well, there was one person who could stop her but they were all the way across the base.
You kept the pace even, making sure not to use all of your energy till you saw the building's front door. You opened the door, making it up the stairs and down the hallways looking for the correct door number.
You could hear the footsteps catching up to you but you knew it was too late for them to even do anything. You burst into Laswell's office, startling the woman who sat at her desk quite peacefully.
"Laswell! Get this kid under control!"
The was a loud thud behind you, looking back to see the person who was chasing you on the floor.
"Fuck-"
She groaned, getting up and looking at both of you while blood slowly dripped out of her nose. She backed away slowly, turning to make a walk out of the building.
"Lieutenant, is this a case where I need to get you to do PT with the new recruits?"
Lux looked back and shook her head, wiping her nose of the blood that was now dripping down her chin.
"No ma'am. I'm sorry."
Laswell nodded, looking back to you.
"Close the door and tell me what happened."
The woman who stood outside the door went wide-eyed, giving you a pleading look as you closed the door on her
"Imma kill you"
Lux muttered between the door just for you to hear.