Soukoku Mini Stories

Sneaking In. (Story 4)

 "Chuya! I am so bored." Dazai laid his head on his desk groaning from boredom. "That sounds like a personal problem jackass." Chuya was finishing up paperwork for Mori. Dazai kept groaning until a light bulb went off in his head. "Chibi! I have an idea!" "I didn't ask Dazai." "Let's go to Piper's and get some new clothes and stuff. What do you think?" Chuya stopped typing and glared at his partner. "Dazai, you dumbass. That place is closed today. It's closed every Monday." "Yeah but, what if we break in? We are criminals, after all, it is in our blood." Dazai smirked knowing he won their debate. "Ugh...fine. Let me finish working, so stop distracting me shit face." Dazai chuckled and pumped his fist in victory. A few minutes later, Chuya submitted the paperwork online and got ready to leave with Dazai. "Isn't this so so so exciting Chuya!? I am so excited. I am hoping for some new boxers." "I didn't need to know you're on a boxer shortage Dazai you dumbass." "Yeah, but we're living together, so I gotta look my very best for you, Chuya Nakahara."

Dazai teased skipping along to Pipers. "Tada! We're here!" They both stood in front of a closed clothing shop. "What do we do now? This is your 'idea' Dazai." Dazai thought for a minute. "Chuya, use your ability to break the doors." "What? Now you're using me? I swear-" "Just do it, I see a gorgeous black hat inside that might fit your big head." Chuya glared and then used his ability to break the door and windows around the shop. "Shopping time!" Dazai skipped inside, Chuya following along. Both of them grabbed clothes, hats, and boxers. "Chuya! Look at this! The boxers have hearts on them!" Dazai shoved them into his coat. Chuya grabbed a black pork pie hat with a maroon-red hat band around it. There were even small chain accessories around the hat too. "Damn, I'm gonna look-" "Police! Freeze and come out of there!" Dazai and Chuya looked at each other knowing they were busted. "I'm not coming out. I found myself a gorgeous hat I am not giving up." Chuya then used his ability to wipe out the police officers.

Chuya ran to Dazai and both of them jumped out a window running as fast as they could. "Chuya! Grab my hand." Dazai extended his hand to his partner, Chuya grabbed his hand and ran with Dazai with his new hat. Both of them were running as far as they could both their hands intertwining with each other, laughing along the way. Once they got to a train station, they took the train to Dazai's apartment. Dazai unlocked the door to his apartment letting them both inside. "What a day! I had so much fun Chibi. Wanna see my new boxers?" Dazai whipped out two pairs of boxers, one with a red heart print, and the other with a rubber duck print. "What the hell is wrong with you?" Dazai frowned and the two of them got in their pajamas getting ready for bed. "Dazai, Chuya. Mori would like to see you in his office." "Oh okay, thanks Gin." Chuya and Dazai both looked at each other confused. "Boss, are we getting assigned to a mission?" Dazai asked entering Mori's huge office. 

"No, why did the both of you rob a clothing store yesterday evening?" Both Chuya and Dazai looked at each other. "Well...we needed new clothes and our paychecks can't afford a fashion shopping spree. So, we stole." Mori facepalmed with a heavy sigh leaving his lips. "Are you saying I don't give you both enough money?" "Yes, boss." Dazai sighed dramatically. "Very well then. I'll consider raising you both. But, you do not rob small stores like that again. Understand? The Port Mafia is for larger, and bigger crimes. We want those on our résumé not silly little store robberies." "Understood boss." They looked at each other trying not to laugh. "Good, you may leave. I will have a mission for you both tomorrow." Chuya and Dazai bowed and walked out of the office.  

 "You know asshole, I have no regrets about yesterday. I enjoyed it." "Chibi! Hooray! Me too, maybe we'll have to do it again." Dazai winked and skipped away. "Wait what!? Dazai! You jackass!!"