With a Reader Who's Incredibly Oblivious to Their Attempts at Flirting

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Gender ambiguous. 

Includes: Alex Wesker (Revelations 2), Mother Miranda (Village), and Mia Winters (7 Biohazard).

Warnings: n/a

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Alex Wesker:

- Once Alex decides to try and pursue something with you, her attempts at flirting are straightforward. Subtly? Coyness? Off the table. Never even on the table to begin with.

- The fact that you aren't picking up on what she's trying to do is downright painful to Alex.

- She is hardly ever one to joke around, but for some reason, you think that's what she's doing.

Ugh. She sits at her desk in the late hours of the night, rubbing her temples and wondering how she fell for someone so dense.

A small part of her questions whether or not you do see her attempts but don't want to outright turn her down.

- Before long, Alex approaches you with purpose and lays her feelings out. She's as blunt as humanly possible and makes it clear that she's deathly serious. She can't take this anymore. She's going to rip her hair out if it lasts another second. 

Mother Miranda:

- In all fairness to you, Miranda's not particularly great at flirting, and her attempts often don't read as such.

- She's only cared to do it with one other person before, and that was almost a literal century ago. He had also been the one to initiate.

- And you... For the life of her, Miranda cannot tell if you're oblivious or if she's just that bad at flirting.

- (It is, unfortunately, a combination of both).

- She's already softer toward you than anyone else, so you're just like, oh, Mira's been in a really good mood lately :)

- Meanwhile, Miranda is trying so hard that she's gonna pull something fighting through the layers of awkwardness and inexperience for you.

- She eventually ends up just writing you a letter. 

Mia Winters:

- Like you, Mia can sometimes be a bit oblivious when people flirt with her...

- Not to the same extent that you often are, though.

- But anyway! She's never been in a situation where the script is flipped before, and she sort of decides to have some fun with it. Just.

- Leans into the subtly.

- Teases you a little.

- But it's not long before she slowly begins to become blunter. And blunter. And blunter until you finally pick up on it. 

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