so i'm writing something godawful. remember "y/n causes problems for everybody"? yea its of that same caliber but a 5 way 😻 so while i attempt to match the perfection that is the problematic y/n special have some random hcs
- bisky would be a disney adult. she will find a hidden mickey in anything. trust
- killua, for shits and giggles, will put fake bugs of various species in and around any of illumi's property in the zoldyck mansion. why? because illumi looks like a fucking bug, and killua wants him to know it
- machi is a depop reseller as a fall back in case phantom trouping doesn't work out. and yes she does mark up any and all hello kitty items the most. at least 4 times the original price.
- pakunoda, shizuku, and machi all have matching juicy couture velour tracksuits. in pink, blue, and purple.
- hisoka really hates almond joys
- gon is allergic to peaches. they give him rashes (so me)
- killua listens to twice but will never admit to it
- hisoka likes to quote the twilight saga (mainly bella swan) at very impromptu times
- alluka's favorite sanrio character is tuxedo sam so whenever killua sees any sort of tuxedo sam memorabilia he makes sure to buy it for her
- hisoka's guilty pleasure is old hollywood movies. some of his favorites being casablanca, gone with the wind, roman holiday, and citizen kane
- once, killua painted gon's nails black and aunt mito almost died of shock
- the adult trio (hisoka, illumi, chrollo) got drunk once and got matching tramp stamp tattoos. they served tho
- leorio is farsighted (for those of you that can't remember the difference between near and far sighted, this means he can see far away but needs glasses to do shit like read)
- hisoka put illumi on newjeans. illumi's favorite song is ditto
- fetain listens to citypop but he's real secretive about it
- killua is really good at sudoku
- killua is also easily jealous. whenever gon is talking to somebody else or watching someone do something interesting killua has to make sure that gon is watching him too. a lot of "hey gon watch this!"
- fruit sprinkled with tanjin is one of gon's most eaten snacks
- kurapika really enjoys long train rides
- leorio needs to wake up to hype-man music, preferably dwayne johnson, every day. it's his alarm. he will literally not wake up if he doesn't wake up to the beautiful tune that is "it's about drive it's about power"
- phinks has a lot of opinions about deviled eggs
- feitan has never lost his duolingo streak
- chrollo once stole a plastic toy snake from a flee market and spent a large portion of his time studying plastic snake mathematics (he made lots of snake fractals and wrote a small essay on valid vs invalid slithers)
- melody taught kurapika how to read key signatures. sometimes he repeats the acronym "fat cats go down alleys eating birds" over and over again to calm his nerves because it's fun to say
- if theres one impulse gon simply can't control it's the urge to bite people. he bites killua the most because he knows he can handle it
- illumi has only one fond memory with his mom and it's the time that she braided his hair back because it kept getting into his face
- hisoka is obsessed with his physique as an adult because he was always a sickly looking child
- feitans greatest fear is disappointing chrollo
- idk if i've said something like this in a previous chapter but feitan doesn't like to express his opinions too much because he struggles to find the words for what he wants to say. with that being said, the only person that he will talk about his opinions to is pakunoda, because she's the only one patient and attentive enough to wait while he tries to form proper sentences. shizuku comes in second only because she would drift off after a while.
- illumi loved to read as a child but often times his parents would pull him away from his stories for assassin training. books were one of illumi's only escapes from the reality of his family
- illumi is extremely jealous of killua. although it wasnt ideal, killua was still given all kinds of special treatment from their parents. illumi just wishes that their parents gave him even the smallest ounce of attention. hearing your parents call your brother their miracle child gets old after awhile
- chrollo really wants to steal de vinci's "the last supper"
- shalnark rips at mario kart
- phinks takes every opportunity thrown at him to correct people's historical knowledge. he's a huge history nerd
- nobunaga has a super intricate hair-care routine but he's super secretive about it. other members of the phantom troupe have asked him to share but he refuses
- the phantom troupe doesn't know a thing about football but they eat up televised golf competitions. they like placing bets on their favorite players too
- once chrollo heard about the whole "girly girl" thing, he never stopped calling phinks that name
- chrollo owns a cheetah print fur coat that he wears on special occasions
- killua really wants a cat but his family won't let him get one
- to add onto the shalnark mario kart thought, he once played "real life mario kart" he killed two people who were driving, stuck his lil tracker dart things in, and drove them around with his phone
- leorio is really good at cracking bones. backs especially. like, he's nearly as good as a chiropractor
- kalluto eats up the attention he gets from the phantom troupe. he enjoys not being his mothers doll
- leorio taught kurapika how to tie a tie
- hisoka knows a lot about the differences between clowns, jesters, pierrot, and harlequins and gets so mad when people talk about them like they're the same thing
- illumi was quite clingy as a child but quickly grew out of it via his assassin training
ok i hope you enjoyed
random story time. so like 2 ish years ago i made a blinky (shizuku's vacuum) prop and brought it to a con last month but it broke 😻 so instead of trying to fix it im just gonna remake it. im gonna get started on it after my school trip to new york, so that'll be in april. if u want updates lmk. anyway
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