"Barbara?"
"Yeah?"
"Why are our bodies lying in the basement?"
"What?"
*****
When Yn unfortunately gets killed in 1940, she befriends the ghost-zombie-Jesus you folks know as Beetlejuice. In a desparate attempt to come back alive, the two haunt the...
YN: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK. Lydia: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG. YN: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. Beetlejuice: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins. Beetlejuice: Looks like someone's a HO. Lydia: NaBrO. Charles: I'm done with all of you!
Adam: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? Beej: Take them! Delia: Punch them in the neck! Lydia: Say thank you! YN: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance! Adam: ... Adam: No.
(OK ngl I generated this one fully, and this is how it came out the first try.
Beej: Hey, Adam! Did you know your my BFFEWYLION? Adam: What the hell is that supposed to mean? Beej: Boy Friend For Ever Whether You Like It Or Not. Adam: Adam: That's one way to say it, I guess
Beej: *out cold on the ground* YN: Oh my god, do you think they're okay?! Lydia, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Beej's face*
