Karlnap Oneshots! (Currently Editing)

Your Birthday.

A/n: ik this doesn't add up to real life but lets pretend.

TW:alcohol, drunk,hangover

(Sapnap POV)

I woke up beside my fiancé in our bed. It was Karl's birthday, not just any birthday but his 21st birthday.I  was already 23, so he wanted to make my fiance's birthday amazing already. Karl refused to drink before he was 21, he was way better than me. I started drinking when I was 16 at parties. I don't really regret it alcohol is good. I did have plans for his perfect birthday. I wanted to go on a nice dinner date with roses and steak. But then after that we are going to a night club bar and my number 1 goal is to get him drunk for the first time,this will be funny.

 I woke up Karl by giving him a kiss on the forehead. "Wake upp its your birthday love." He stirred. He mumbled, "Is it?" He said sleepily. "Yes and I have plans for us.You are going to have an unforgettable 21st birthday like you deserve." I said. "So get upp." I said shaking him. He got up and sat on the edge of the bed and sat there for a minute looking at his feet. He then went to our closet and came out with black cargo pants with a brown shirt and brown converse in your hands. He always had an amazing style i thought. I wanted to match with them so I wore brown cargo pants with black shirt and black converse. "Why did you copy me?" He asked. "Because when we go out. Everyone needs to know that we are together." I said going up and putting my hands on his waist. "So what do you have planned, babe?" Karl asked. "Well first what do you want to do?" I asked pulling him closer by the waist. "I want to stay in bed and cuddle and watch a movie." he said. "Really? You turned 21 for god's shake! You know we have to go to a bar and get you drunk." I said wiggling my eyebrows. "Aw Sap can't we wait? I can now drink for the rest of my life." Karl said. "But you only turn 21 once! You know most people love their 21st birthday. Everyone I know went out to a bar and drank and enjoyed their drinks for the first time" I said shaking him by the waist. "How was your 21st birthday?" Karl asked. "Uh well I started drinking at 16 as you know, because that's when we started dating. But uh I went to a casino and drunk some more but this time legally." I said laughing. He rolled his eyes and agreed to do what I had planned.

We put on our shoes and left for our dinner at 5. I went to this 5 star restaurant that is super hard to get a reservation,so I had to get one a year prior. We walked in and took our seats. "Babe how did you get this place it's amazing! Oh and look at that few outside those big windows. This would be an amazing afterparty wedding venue." Karl said. Me and Karl have been looking for wedding venues' and places to have our afterparty with our friends. I nodded and rubbed his thigh under the table. We had ordered our food and ate it. Then the waiter came up to us,"Hey I heard there was a birthday?!" She said. Karl looked at me scared and nodded yes slowly to the question. Then all of a sudden 5 more waiters came out singing happy birthday with a cake with sparklers on a chocolate cake, his favorite. He covered his face and I recorded on my phone. The waiter left, "That was so embarrassing! Everyone was looking." He said. "First the need to know your more important than them because its your birthday and your amazingly hot. Secondly how are you going to get married without everyone staring?" I said smiling. He rolled his eyes.

We then left the restaurant and I guess he forgot that we still had to go to the bar. We got to the car and I opened the car door for him. We both got in, "So are we going home?" he asked. "No, did you forget? Your 21! You told me that you would start drinking when your 21 or older! Come on!" I said. He rolled his eyes, "You know if you keep rolling your eyes they are going to get stuck." I said keeping my eyes on the road."Oh shut up." 

We made it to the bar and it was crowded full of people. I then grabbed Karl's hand and took him to the island. "4 vodka shots please." I said. Karl looked at me. "2 shots? Thats alot." I laughed, you could tell he never had drank before. We got the drinks and I wanted to make sure I didn't get drunk so one, I could drive home. And two I wanted to see Karl drunk. I chugged down the drink and then the other one and burped. Just to see Karl didn't touch his. "Drink it, come on you promised." I said. He looked down at the shots and finally took one and chucked it down. He made a weird face. I laughed, "Good?" I asked looking at Karl looked shocked. "Actually it is, really good." I laughed. I then ordered more for him. I saw him chuck down shot after shot and by now he had already had 6. "Okay woah lets slow down with the vodka." I said taking away the 7th one in his hand. "~NoOoo NoOOo NoooO. I need this drink I waited way to long come on let me have it.~" He said drunkily. I nodded no. "~Fine I will get a beer. Hey Mr. Bar tender man one beer please~" He said. "Actually no cancel that beer please." I said. "Hey why did you do that? What's your name?" Karl, my fiance I remind you said. I laughed. "~I'm serious you're so hot.~" Karl said walking two fingers up my chest. "Well I hope you would find your almost husband cute." I said removing his fingers from my chest. "~Wait you're my fiance?" He said slurring his words once more. I nodded. "~Oh well then." He said then following a kiss. All I tasted was the alcohol in his mouth but I kissed him back. He broke apart. "Were is that beer?" He asked the bartender. The bartender gave him a beer and he started chugging it I quickly broke it apart from his lips, "Alright that is enough for tonight." I said standing up and grabbing my jacket. "Hey you can't do that! You're my fiancé! At least I think." He said as I grabbed his hand leading him out. "I can do it because you are my fiance." I said.

We left the bar and made it home and we went upstairs. I loved Karl but he reeked of alcohol. I then sat him down on our bed, I really needed him out of these bad clothes. "Left your hand up." I said wanting to take his shirt off. "~What are you doing?~" He asked. "Taking you out of these dirty chlothes.Now put your hands up so I can put this hoodie on you." I said. "~You can't do that I didn't even know you long enough~." He said pulling away. "I'm your fiance remember? And we have dated for 6 years.I have seen you without clothes on trust me." I said chuckling. He finally agreed and put his hands up. I changed his shirt into a oversized hoodie. I then slid off his pants and put on some sweatpants. "You know you are really nice.~" He said still slurring his words still. I smiled and pushed him on the bed and put blankets on him. I gave him a kiss on the forehead and he went to sleep just 5 minutes later. 

The next day I heard mumbling. "Awh my head hurts like crazy." He said. "I know its called a hangover." I said. "I knew you would have a headache, there is some pills over there." I said. He quickly reached over and popped the pills in his mouth and swallowed them and layed back down."I wasn't to bad wasn't I?" He asked. "Well you forgot you had a fiancé, you drunk 8 shots, chugged half a beer, and cried when I tried to get you out of those chlothes. So I guess it wasn't to bad." I joked. Karl looked scared. "I did that?" I nodded. He took a deep breath. "But did you have fun on your 21st birthday?" I asked nugging his arm. He smiled and nodded, "Yeah, at least for the parts I remember." He said holding his aching head.

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A/N: Funny little chapter! Reminder that you can add this story to your library and you will get notifications for when I post! I am always open to suggestions!

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