We sat down in the big room again I sat with bill and river bill laid between us like a child the screen lit up again and it said world enough and time hmm I said confused what is this about Clara said also looking boggled
(The Tardis materialises in a snowstorm. The Doctor steps out, falls to his knees and starts to regenerate. He cries out in pain.)
DOCTOR: No. No. Nooooo!
(Cue title sequence.)
Oh i said looking at bill this is when I lost bill I said sadly feeling her lay her head on my lap and river grab my hand as the video resumed
[Bridge]
(Massive engines on a spaceship are blasting out thrust. No, not Red Dwarf, although the effect is similar. This is much, much, much bigger. Space debris zooms past it and falls past the event horizon of a black hole. The camera takes us into a room protruding from the ship's bow ever so slightly. The Tardis materialises up some steps to the left of a central chair under the watchful eye of a CCTV camera. Basically, think USS Enterprise bridge really stripped down. It looks so like it. The Tardis door opens and an Edwardian woman prances out with hat and parasol.)
MISSY: Hello. I'm Doctor Who. And these are my plucky assistants, Thing One and the Other One.
Who the hell is that Amy said laughing erm jack Martha Clara bill that is the master and I'm sorry I know none of you have any reason to trust me or him/her but trust the tardis I said seeing Martha angry anyone else that's missy/the master he's a timelord like me we grew up together we were friends and now we're deadly enemy's I said seeing Amy look shocked the video resumes
(Bill and Nardole follow Missy out of the Tardis. They all have large earpieces in their right ears, like lumps of cork sticking out. Uhura would be so embarrassed.)
NARDOLE: Bill. Nardole.
MISSY: We picked up your distress call, (big wink) and here we are to help, like awesome heroes.
She's rubbish at being you river said laughing making me snort
(Missy does a twirl for the camera.)
BILL: Yeah, we're not, we're not assistants.
MISSY: Okay, right, so, so what does he call you? Companions? Pets? Snacks?
Snacks Rory choked out looking shocked
(Red lights come on and a rhythmic alarm sounds.)
MISSY: Oh, someone's watching. (dances) Well, that's quite a good beat, really, isn't it?
NARDOLE: Yeah. Maybe we should be moving on?
BILL: Yeah, and he calls us friends.
MISSY: Ew, Doctor. But think of the age gap.
(Missy puts her parasol on the big chair and unpins her hat.)
DOCTOR [OC]: Stop mucking about and concentrate.
Oh so there you are raggedy man Amy said looking serious
[Tardis]
(The Doctor is sitting on the gallery with his feet up, eating a packet of crisps.)
Ok I'm so confused Clara said glaring at me
DOCTOR: Nardole, do something non-irritating.
I think it's you who needs to do something Martian Donna said staring at me bewildered
NARDOLE [OC]: On it, sir!
MISSY [OC]: Time Lords are friends with each other, dear.
[Bridge]
(Missy checks her make-up in a glass panel. Nardole is at a computer terminal. )
MISSY: Everything else is cradle-snatching.
NARDOLE: Oh, it's a big one. Ship reads as four hundred miles long
[Tardis]
NARDOLE [OC]: And a hundred miles wide.
DOCTOR: It's big, even for a colony ship.
[Bridge]
DOCTOR [OC]: Anything else?
NARDOLE: Er. (looks up through the observation dome at the black hole) Oh, look at that.
DOCTOR [OC]: Finally!
Doctor Clara yelled what I said smirking river and bill were also laughing making it worse
[Tardis]
DOCTOR: It's like watching plants grow.
[Bridge]
NARDOLE: It's heading towards a black hole.
MISSY: No.
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