[Kitchen]
(In the quiet countryside, a cockerel crows. A very heavily pregnant Amy is mixing ingredients in a bowl, when she suddenly puts it down and gasps.)
AMY: Rory!
Wow Amy said shocked this is old wait your pregnant Clara said confused staring between Amy and river no I don't think so Amy said making Clara look more confused
[Outside the house]
(Long haired Rory returns home on his bicycle.)
AMY [OC]: Rory, it's starting!
[Kitchen]
(Rory dashes in to find Amy contentedly eating cake mix.)
RORY: Ah. Okay, okay.
AMY: False alarm.
RORY: What?
AMY: Well, I don't know what it feels like. I've never had a baby before.
(The sound of the Tardis materialising.)
AMY: No.
RORY: I know, leaf blowers. Use a rake.
AMY: No, it's.
(The Tardis parks herself directly outside the front window.)
AMY: I knew. I just knew.
Raggedy man Amy said grinning at me
[Front garden]
(The Doctor has to try and step over a small rockery to get out.)
DOCTOR: Rory!
RORY: Doctor.
DOCTOR: I've crushed your flowers.
RORY: Oh, Amy will kill you.
DOCTOR: Where is she?
RORY: She'll need a bit longer.
DOCTOR: Whenever you're ready, Amy.
(Amy waddles out.)
DOCTOR: Oh, way-hey! You've swallowed a planet.
Doctor Clara said poking me
AMY: I'm pregnant.
DOCTOR: You're huge.
AMY: Yeah, I'm pregnant.
DOCTOR: Look at you. When worlds collide.
AMY: Doctor, I'm pregnant.
DOCTOR: Oh, look at you both. Five years later and you haven't changed a bit, apart from age and size.
AMY: Oh, it's good to see you, Doctor.
DOCTOR: Are you pregnant?
Bit slow spaceman Donna said shaking her head at me
[Leadworth]
DOCTOR: Ah, Leadworth. Vibrant as ever.
RORY: It's Upper Leadworth, actually. We've gone slightly upmarket.
DOCTOR: Where is everyone?
AMY: This is busy. Okay, it's quiet, but it's really restful and healthy. Loads of people here live well into their nineties.
(Including the old woman twitching her net curtains as they pass.)
DOCTOR: Well, don't let that get you down.
AMY: It's not getting me down.
DOCTOR: Well, I wanted to see how you were. You know me, I don't just abandon people when they leave the Tardis. This Time Lord's for life. You don't get rid of your old pal the Doctor so easily.
AMY: Hmm. You came here by mistake, didn't you?
DOCTOR: Yeah, bit of a mistake.
I know you so well Amy said glaring at me I know yous as well I said staring at the ponds smirking
But look, what a result. Look at this bench. What a nice bench. What will they think of next? So. What do you do around here to stave off the, you know
AMY: Boredom.
DOCTOR: Self harm. I
You guys are so alike rose said smirking making Rory groan
RORY: We relax.
DOCTOR: (silent) Relax.
RORY: We live. We listen to the birds.
AMY: Yeah, see? Birds. Those are nice.
RORY: We didn't get time to listen to birdsong back in the Tardis days, did we?
(The bird is very loud.)
DOCTOR: Oh blimey, my head's a bit. Ooo. Er, no, you're right, there wasn't a lot of time for birdsong back in the good old
(Rory, Amy and the Doctor fall asleep.)
What everyone said confused
[Tardis]
(The Doctor wakes up on the console floor. Short haired Rory and non-pregnant Amy enter.)
DOCTOR: Days. What? No, yes, sorry, what? Oh, you're okay. Oh, thank God. I had a terrible nightmare about you two.
Nightmare Amy said poking me hard ow I whined loudly making river giggle
That was scary. Don't ask. You don't want to know. You're safe now.
(The Doctor hugs Amy.)
AMY: Oh, okay.
DOCTOR: That's what counts. Blimey. Never dropped off like that before. Well, never, really. I'm getting on a bit, you see. Don't let the cool gear fool you. Now, what's wrong with the console? Red flashing lights. I bet they mean something.
RORY: Er, Doctor, I also had a kind of dream thing.
AMY: Yeah, so did I.
RORY: Not a nightmare, though, just, er, we were married.
AMY: Yeah. In a little village.
RORY: A sweet little village, and you were pregnant.
AMY: Yes, I was huge. I was a boat.
RORY: So you had the same dream, then? Exactly the same dream?
AMY: Are you calling me a boat?
Bad Rory I said smirking making him glare at me
RORY: And Doctor, you were visiting.
AMY: Yeah, yeah, you came to our cottage.
RORY: How can we have the same dream? It doesn't make any sense.
AMY: And you had a nightmare about us. What happened to us in the nightmare?
DOCTOR: It was a bit similar, in some aspects.
RORY: Which aspects?
DOCTOR: Well, all of them.
AMY: You had the same dream.
DOCTOR: Basically.
RORY: You said it was a nightmare.
DOCTOR: Did I say nightmare? No, more of a really good mare. Look, it doesn't matter. We all had some kind of psychic episode. We probably jumped a time track or something. Forget it. We're back to reality now.
(A bird is singing.)
AMY: Doctor? If we're back to reality, how come I can still hear birds?
RORY: Yeah, the same birds. The same ones we heard in the
Your all gunna fall asleep Clara said smirking
[Leadworth]
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