Watching doctor who

Chapter 76 bad wolf

We had all changed seats i sat with jack and rose the screen lit up it said bad wolf me and rose stared at each other knowingly
DOCTOR: What is it? What's happening?
(The Doctor falls out of a small spinning cupboard.)
Oh jack said staring at me and rose whilst everyone else looked confused
LYNDA: Oh, my God! I don't believe it! Why'd they put you in there? They never said you were coming.
DOCTOR: What happened? I was.
LYNDA: Careful now. Oh! Oh, mind yourself! Oh, that's the transmat. It scrambles your head. I was sick for days. All right? So, what's your name then, sweetheart?
(The Doctor is very unsteady.)
DOCTOR: The Doctor, I think. I was, er. I don't know, what happened? How
LYNDA: You got chosen.
DOCTOR: Chosen for what?
LYNDA: You're a housemate. You're in the house. Isn't that brilliant?!
(Over by a pink screen with a stylised eye on it, a young man in a t-shirt is not amused.)
STROOD: That's not fair. We've got eviction in five minutes! I've been here for all nine weeks, I've followed the rules, I haven't had a single warning, and then he comes swanning in.
(The dark-skinned young lady in the pink shirt joins in.)
CROSBIE: If they keep changing the rules, I'm going to protest, I am. You watch me, I'm going to paint the walls.
DAVINA [OC]: Would the Doctor please come to the Diary Room?
Oh god your in big brother donna said smirking whilst amy and river laughed
[Diary room]

(The Doctor goes through a door with the stylised eye on it and sits in a comfy chair.)
DAVINA [OC]: You are live on channel forty four thousand. Please do not swear.
DOCTOR: You have got to be kidding.
Did you break the rules river said grinning rules are made to be broken i said smirking
[The Weakest Link]

(Rose wakes up on a studio floor. A dark-skinned man is bending over her.)
ROSE: What happened?
RODRICK: It's all right. It's the transmat. Does your head in. Get a bit of amnesia. What's your name?
ROSE: Rose. But where's the Doctor?
RODRICK: Just remember do what the android says. Don't provoke it. The android's word is law.
ROSE: What do you mean, android? Like a robot?
(A woman calls out instructions.)
FLOOR MANAGER [OC]: Positions, everyone! Thank you!
RODRICK: Come on, hurry up. Steady, steady.
(Rodrick helps Rose up. She is wobbly on her feet, too.)
Is that the weakest link rory said shocked
ROSE: I was travelling, with the Doctor and a man called Captain Jack. The Doctor wouldn't just leave me.
FLOOR MANAGER [OC]: That's enough chat. Positions! Final call! Good luck!
ROSE: But I'm not supposed to be here.
RODRICK: It says Rose on the podium. Come on.
(Rose takes her place next to Rodrick.)
ROSE: Hold on, I must be going mad. It can't be. This looks like the
FLOOR MANAGER: Android activated!
ROSE: Oh, my God, the android. The Anne droid.
ANNE DROID: Welcome to The Weakest Link!

[What Not To Wear]

TRINE-E: Here we go again. We've got our work cut out for us.
ZU-ZANA: I don't know. He's sort of handsome. Has a good lantern jaw.
Seriously i said staring at jack as he smirked we got game shows you got to be flirted with he laughed slighty as he said oi they also tried to kill me me and rose just smirked
TRINE-E: Lantern jaws are so last year.
(Another pair of droids - one tall and thin, one short and curvy - have Jack lying on an examination couch. There is a rack of clothes nearby.)
JACK: Sorry, but, nice to meet you, ladies, but where exactly am I?
TRINE-E: We're giving you a brand new image.
JACK: Oh, hold on, I was with the Doctor. Why, is there something wrong with what I'm wearing?
Priorities i said as jack glared at me
ZU-ZANA: It's all very 20th century. Where did you get that denim?
JACK: A little place in Cardiff. It was called the Top Shop.
ZU-ZANA: Ah! Design classic.
TRINE-E: But we're going to have to find you some new colours. Maybe get rid of that Oklahoma Farm Boy thing you've got going on.
ZU-ZANA: Just stand still and let the Defabricator work its magic.
JACK: What's a defabricator?
(It's a beam that disintegrates all, yes all, your clothes.)
JACK: Okay. Defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?
(Thank goodness for the strategically placed Defabricator.)
TRINE-E + ZU-ZANA: Absolutely!
JACK: Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.
Really graham said staring at jack i burst out laughing making him blush and grin at me