Chapter 55 the runaway bride

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We all sat back down and the screen lit up again it said the runaway bride this is when we met isn't it Donna said grinning yeah I said laughing with her the tv started

[St Mary's Church]
(The bride's father has his arm linked through hers instead of the other way around. She changes it.)
GEOFF: Sorry.
(The organist strikes up the Wedding March. The bride and her father begin to process down the aisle.
You look beautiful Martha said grinning at Donna making her blush you do I said smiling at her
There is a strange sound, the bride screams and then zooms up through the roof and away in a golden sparkle.)
I heard Donna laughing I turned to her confused my mother she said gasping out laughter her face I heard everyone else laughing as well
WOMAN: Where'd she go?

[Tardis]

(The golden energy flies into the Tardis and solidifies back into the bride.)
DOCTOR: What?
DONNA: Who are you?
DOCTOR: But
DONNA: Where am I?
DOCTOR: What?
DONNA: What the hell is this place?
DOCTOR: What? You can't do that. I wasn't. We're in flight. That is, that is physically impossible! How did
DONNA: Tell me where I am. I demand you tell me right now where am I?
I started laughing with Donna both of us clutched each other giggling loudly
DOCTOR: Inside the Tardis.
DONNA: The what?
DOCTOR: The Tardis.
DONNA: The what?
DOCTOR: The Tardis!
DONNA: The what?
DOCTOR: It's called the Tardis.
DONNA: That's not even a proper word. You're just saying things.
I heard Amy and river laughing loudly making me pout and Donna smirk
DOCTOR: How did you get in here?
DONNA: Well, obviously, when you kidnapped me. Who was it? Who's paying you? Is it Nerys? Oh my God, she's finally got me back. This has got Nerys written all over it.
DOCTOR: Who the hell is Nerys?
DONNA: Your best friend.
I suddenly heard Martha laugh loudly what I said smiling I'm sorry she said red faced it's just you two are hilarious
DOCTOR: Hold on, wait a minute. What are you dressed like that for?
I felt everyone staring at me eyebrows raised so I sat further down in my seat
DONNA: I'm going ten pin bowling. Why do you think, dumbo?
I heard everyone laugh at that quite loudly
I was halfway up the aisle! I've been waiting all my life for this. I was just seconds away, and then you, I don't know, you drugged me or something!
DOCTOR: I haven't done anything!
DONNA: I'm having the police on you! Me and my husband, as soon as he is my husband, we're going to sue the living backside off you!
(Donna runs down the ramp to the doors.)
DOCTOR: No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't!
Oh my god river said face palming
(She opens the doors and looks at a pretty gaseous nebula.)
DOCTOR: You're in space. Outer space. This is my space ship. It's called the Tardis.
DONNA: How am I breathing?
DOCTOR: The Tardis is protecting us.
DONNA: Who are you?
DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor. You?
DONNA: Donna.
DOCTOR: Human?
DONNA: Yeah. Is that optional?
Yes everyone said laughing
DOCTOR: Well, it is for me.
DONNA: You're an alien.
DOCTOR: Yeah.
DONNA: It's freezing with these doors open.
(The Doctor slams the doors shut and goes back to the console.)
DOCTOR: I don't understand that and I understand everything. This this can't happen! There is no way a human being can lock itself onto the Tardis and transport itself inside. It must be
(He grabs an ophthalmoscope and uses it to look into Donna's eyes.)
DOCTOR: Impossible. Some sort of subatomic connection? Something in the temporal field? Maybe something pulling you into alignment with the Chronon shell. Maybe something macro mining your DNA within the interior matrix. Maybe a genetic
(Donna slaps the Doctor.)
You deserved that river said shaking her head at me not amused oops
DOCTOR: What was that for?
DONNA: Get me to the church!
DOCTOR: Right! Fine! I don't want you here anyway! Where is this wedding?
DONNA: Saint Mary's, Hayden Road, Chiswick, London, England, Earth, the Solar System.
(Donna grabs a blouse that is hanging over the railing.)
DONNA: I knew it, acting all innocent. I'm not the first, am I? How many women have you abducted?
I'm so sorry Donna said suddenly facing me seriously i said smiling at her it's fine we're good
DOCTOR: That's my friend's.
DONNA: Where is she, then? Popped out for a space walk?
DOCTOR: She's gone.
DONNA: Gone where?
DOCTOR: I lost her.
DONNA: Well, you can hurry up and lose me! How do you mean, lost?
(The Doctor takes the blouse from Donna and throws it through a doorway.)
DOCTOR: Right, Chiswick.
I felt rose staring at me but I just stared at the screen
[St Mary's Church]

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