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Chapyer 30 the god complex

[Hotel]
(A lone policewoman walks the corridors of a deserted hotel, then opens the door to room 214. There is a sad clown in there, holding a balloon and sitting on the bed.)
LUCY [OC]: My name is Lucy Hayward, and I'm the last one left.
Oh I said staring at Amy and Rory it's the creepy hotel oh yeah Amy said
(Room 215 has an old-fashioned photographer with a girl and a birthday cake.)
LUCY [OC]: It's funny. You don't know what's going to be in your room until you see it, then you realise it could have never been anything else.
(Further along is a second Room 214, and a gorilla comes out of the bathroom. Lucy remembers some news reports, screams and backs out. She writes in her notebook.)
LUCY [OC]: The gaps between my worship are getting shorter. This is what happened to the others. It's all so clear now. I'm so happy. Praise him. Praise him.
(Something big, heavy and snarling comes down the corridor. She stands to meet it.)
LUCY [OC]: Praise him.
VOICE [OC]: Praise him.
I'm so confused yaz said making me smile fondly at her
[Staircase]

(Of the same hotel. The Tardis has parked herself on the first floor landing of a staircase which winds its way up the floors in a tight set of flights.)
AMY: Let's go to Ravan-Skala, he says. The people are six hundred feet tall. You have to talk to them in hot air balloons and the Tourist Information Centre is made of one of their hats, he says. I'm sorry, but I don't see any huge hats.
Why is this so true Graham said making me gasp offended it's not my fault the tardis doesn't like landing where yous all wanna go she likes to bring us where she thinks we're needed I said smirking or you can't fly it river said laughing with Amy
DOCTOR: Amy, Beaky, this could be the most exciting thing I have ever seen.
Beaky Rory said disgruntled yeah your nose I said smirking before river poke me again ow I said making he laugh
RORY: You're kidding.
AMY: How can you be excited about a rubbish hotel on a rubbish bit of Earth?
Tell it how it is Amelia I said pouting well it wasn't the best thing ever she said sarcastically

[Reception]

DOCTOR: Because, assembled Ponds, this is not Earth. This has just been made to look like Earth. The craftsmanship involved. Can you imagine?
AMY: What? Then where are we?
DOCTOR: I don't know. Something must have yanked us off course. Look at the detail on that cheese plant!
Priorities everyone basically shouted making me smile
RORY: Right, but who would mock up an Earth hotel?
(The Doctor finds an apple in a large bowl.)
DOCTOR: Colonists maybe, recreating a bit of home, like when ex-pats open English pubs in Majorca. No, whoever did this, I am shaking his stroke her hand stroke tentacle.
Your so weird rose said laughing with Donna and Martha
RORY: Have you seen these? Look at the labels underneath.
(A set of photographs on the wall.)
RORY: Commander Halke, defeat.
(A Sontaran.)
RORY: Tim Heath, having his photo taken. Lady Silver-Tear, Daleks.
AMY: Paige Barnes, other people's socks. Tim Nelson, balloons. Novice Prin, sabrewolves. Royston Luke Gold, Plymouth? Lucy Hayward, that brutal gorilla. Doctor, what does it mean?
DOCTOR: I don't know. Let's find out.
Never a good idea to just walk into trouble doc graham said making me smirk at him
(He rings the bell on the desk and three people appear, two of them brandishing objects as weapons, the third waving a white flag.)
RORY: Whoa!
DOCTOR: Blimey, that was a bit quick.
GIBBIS: We surrender.
(A grey alien with slightly rodent front teeth and no hair.)
RORY: No, it's okay, we're not
GIBBIS: We surrender.
RORY: We're nice.
DOCTOR: She's threatening me with a chair leg.
RITA: Who are you?
(Dressed in hospital scrubs.)
HOWIE: Oh god, we're back in reception.
(A bespectacled awkward teenager.)
GIBBIS: We surrender.
DOCTOR: I've never been threatened with a chair leg before. No, hang on, I tell a lie.
AMY: Did you just say, it's okay, we're nice?
Oh god your all so chaotic Donna said grinning
RITA: Okay, I need everyone to shut up, now.
(Someone or something is watching on the CCTV.)
HOWIE: Rita, be careful, yeah?
RITA: Their pupils are dilated. They're as surprised as we are. Besides which, if it's a trick, it'll tell us something.
DOCTOR: Oh, you're good. Oh, she's good. Amy, with regret, you're fired.
AMY: What?
It was a joke I said before they could say anything I heard river snorting not helping at all
DOCTOR: I'm kidding. (silent) We'll talk. (normal) I take it from the pathological compulsion to surrender, you're from Tivoli.
GIBBIS: Yes. The most invaded planet in the galaxy. Our anthem is called Glory To Insert Name Here.
DOCTOR: You with the face, Howie, you said you were surprised to be back in reception.
HOWIE: The walls move. Everything changes.
DOCTOR: You, clever one. What's he talking about?
RITA: The corridors twist and stretch. Rooms vanish and pop up somewhere else. It's like the hotel's alive.
(The Doctor turns off the musak.)
DOCTOR: That's quite enough of that.
HOWIE: Yeah, and it's huge, with, like, no way out.
RORY: Have you tried the front door?
Really Roman I said smirking says the person that got us in this mess he said smirking back enough Amy said grinning
RITA: No. In two days it never occurred to us to try the front door. Thank God you're here.
(Amy laughs. The Doctor opens the front doors.)
DOCTOR: They're not doors, they're walls. Walls that look like doors. Door-walls, if you like, or dwalls. Woors even, though you'd probably got it when you said they're not doors. I mean, the windows are
(Pulls back the curtains to reveal more bricks.)
DOCTOR: Right, big day if you're a fan of walls.
You are such a rambler in that regeneration river said laughing you should of seen her in eyebrows Clara said smirking oh I did river said laughing so serious
RITA: It's not just that. The rooms have things in them.
DOCTOR: Things? Hello! What kind of things? Interesting things? I love things, ask anyone.
Wow you need like an off button Clara said laughing
RITA: Bad dreams.
DOCTOR: Well, that killed the mood. How did you get here?
RITA: I don't know. I'd just started my shift. I must have passed out, because suddenly I was here.
HOWIE: I was blogging. Next thing, this.
GIBBIS: Oh, I was at work. I'm in Town Planning. We're lining all the highways with trees so invading forces can march in the shade.
DOCTOR: Ah.
GIBBIS: Which is nice for them.
ALL: Yeah.
DOCTOR: So, what have we got. People snatched from their lives and dropped into an endless, shifting maze that looks like a 1980s hotel with bad dreams in the bedrooms.
(The Doctor takes George's Rubik's cube from his pocket.)
DOCTOR: Well, apart from anything else, that's just rude.
And that's coming from the rude one Donna said grinning making me pout