Watching doctor who

Chapter 25 partners in crime

The tv screen lit up again and it said partners in crime before it could start I got up and sat beside jack I seen Clara look hurt and Amy look angry but I just needed space from them arguing you ok he asked softly not really I said laying my head in his shoulder I felt him hug me tight the tv started

[Adipose Industries]
(Both the Doctor and that annoying, loud woman, Donna Noble, walk along different streets to the same glass fronted building.
Yes it's a Donna one Martha said grinning oh this the walking fat I said grinning at Donna making her snort laughing
She goes into the main reception whilst he sonics his way in through a rear fire escape.)
Wait are you both breaking in and not realising that each other are there river said face palming Yep I said smirking
RECEPTIONIST [OC]: Good morning, Adipose Industries.
(Donna shows an ID to the guard at the lifts.)
DONNA: Donna Noble, Health and Safety.

[Basement]

(The Doctor flashes his psychic paper at a guard he passes.)
DOCTOR: John Smith, Health and Safety.
Omg you are both impossible rose said laughing with Martha
[Lecture hall]

(A woman is giving a presentation to an audience of several dozen.)
FOSTER: Adipose Industries, the 21st century way to lose weight. No exercise, no diet, no pain. Just lifelong freedom from fat. The Holy Grail of the modern age. And here it is. You just take one capsule. One capsule, once a day for three weeks, and the fat, as they say.
(The film takes over.)
NARRATOR [OC]: The fat just walks away.
(A woman in the audience speaks.)
PENNY: Excuse me, Miss Foster. If I could? I'm Penny Carter, science correspondent for The Observer. There are a thousand diet pills on the market, a thousand con men stealing people's money. How do we know the fat isn't going straight into your bank account?
Oh savage Mickey said grinning with Ryan
FOSTER: Oh, Penny, if cynicism burnt up calories, we'd all be as thin as rakes. But if you want the science, I can oblige.
(Donna is also in the audience.)
NARRATOR [OC]: Adipose Industries. The Adipose capsule is composed of a synthesised mobilising lipase, bound to a large protein molecule.

[Projection room]

(This is where the Doctor is watching the presentation.)
COMPUTER: The mobilising lipase breaks up the triglycerides stored in the adipose cells, which then enter
DOCTOR: Health and Safety. Film department.

[Lecture hall]

FOSTER: One hundred percent legal, one hundred percent effective.
PENNY: But, can I just ask, how many people have taken the pills to date?
FOSTER: We've already got one million customers within the Greater London area alone, but from next week, we start rolling out nationwide. The future starts here. And Britain will be thin.

[Call centre]

(Mostly cold calling, by the sound of it.)
PEOPLE: Good morning. I represent Adipose Industries.
(Donna sits down next to a man in a cubicle.)
CRAIG: That's a three week course of pills for a special price of forty five pounds.
DONNA: (sotto) Donna Noble, Health and Safety. Don't mind me.
(The Doctor finds a young woman.)
CLARE: We deliver within three working days.
DOCTOR: (sotto) John Smith, Health and Safety. Don't mind me.
Hah you two are so funny and so oblivious river said grinning with Amy
CRAIG: The box comes with 21 days worth of pills, a full information pack, and our special free gift, an Adipose Industries pendant.
(Donna looks at the pendant - a gold plated Adpiose pill. The Doctor does the same.)
CLARE: It's made of eighteen carat gold, and it's yours for free. No, we don't give away pens, sorry. No, I can't make an exception, no.
DONNA: I'll just need to keep this for testing. And I just need a list of your customers. Could you print it off?
CRAIG: I suppose so.
DONNA: Where's the printer?
CRAIG: Just over there, by the plant.
(Donna looks of the cubicle wall.)
DONNA: Which plant, that plant?
CRAIG: Yeah, that's the one.
DONNA: Lovely.
(She sits down, and up pops the Doctor.)
DOCTOR: That's the printer there?
CLARE: By the plant, yeah.
DOCTOR: Brilliant.
(Down he goes and up comes Donna.)
How didn't you two see each other rose said looking shocked making me smirk
DONNA: Does it need a code? Last place I worked, the printer needed a code.
CRAIG: No, I can do it from here.
(They swap over.)
DOCTOR: Has it got paper?
CLARE: Yeah, Jimbo keeps it stocked.
(Miss Foster walks in with two guards.)
FOSTER: Excuse me, everyone, if I could have your attention.
(The workers stand.)
FOSTER: On average, you're each selling forty Adipose packs per day. It's not enough. I want one hundred sales per person per day. And if not, you'll be replaced. Because if anyone's good in trimming the fat, it's me. Now. Back to it.
(Miss Foster leaves and the workers sit down again.)
DOCTOR: Anyway, if you could print that off. Thanks.
DONNA: So if you could just print off that list, I'll get out of your way. Lovely. Thanks, then. See you.
(Donna heads for the printer. The Doctor stands then sits again as Clare gives him a piece of paper.)
Wow my statement stands how are you so smart but so stupid raggedy man Amy said laughing
DOCTOR: Thanks, then. Oh, what's that?
CLARE: My telephone number.
DOCTOR: What for?
CLARE: Health and Safety. You be health, I'll be safety.
DOCTOR: Ah. Ah. But that contravenes er, paragraph five, subsection C. Sorry.
Wow you are really bad at flirting old man bill said laughing
(Donna collects the printouts and leaves. The Doctor walks behind her to the printer and looks for his copies, then returns to Clare.)
DOCTOR: Me again.