Set in Stone, forged in flesh (Billdip) (willdip)

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I glared at ford, sneering at him before I paused, a smirk gracing my face.
"really, fordsy, you seem to really thinking highly of you're self, don't cha?"
I said, walking around him as he lowered his gun, eyes following me.
"first you threaten my boyfriends believing them to be a highly likely dead demon, second you shoot me through the stomach, then have the audacity to try stop me getting help? And third you break into my home, after Stanley kicked you out, no doubt, and assume I'll immediately take your side because you were my hero?"
I laughed at that, throwing my head back as I squinted my eyes and let them turn into galaxies for a split second.
"oh darling you're going to need to do better than that~"
I purred, swiping my hand down, I didn't know why till I saw everything slowing down around me till it was moving slower than a snail. I smiled and hummed, please with this new revelation as I walked to ford, taking the gun from his hand and replacing it with a rubber chicken. I then put a string blocking the doors, placing the gun just outside the back door, before returning to my place and swiping up my hand and bowing my head as the chaos started. A loud honk from ford squeezing the chicken and dropping it in surprise, he turnt and spotted the fun outside, running only to trip and land fully clothed in the pool. I laughed loudly at the shocked faces of all around me as I cooed and grabbed the brothers cheeks.
"daw~ you to look adorable when you're shocked~"
Will blinked and clicked his fingers, chaining up ford and sitting him on the pool side.
"n-no 20 m-minutes ago y-you where s-sobbing I-in our a-arms, a-are you okay?"
Laughing loudly I sighed.
"no, but seeing this guy nearly drown really helps~"
I purred, walking out to ford who was still catching his breath. I put a hand over my mouth and fained shock and worry.
"G-grunkle ford? O-oh gosh! You m-must be soo cold! All wet from the pool, it's a shame in your old age you fell. But! I have just the thing to warm you up!"
I chirped, snapping my fingers as he was surrounded by a ring of gasoline.
"hm~ hm~"
"don't kill him, dip, we might need him."
I rose an eyebrow before I sighed with a pout.
"ruin a maddening man's fun, why don't you?"
I said as bill only chuckled, walking over to the older man as I hugged will.
"wiiiiiillll~ tell bill he's being unfair!"
"i-i mean h-he is t-the only o-one w-who can d-do damaged till t-to-tomorrow."
Ford turnt to us as bill only hummed as he walked around the pool, seemingly measuring it.
"what happens tomorrow, Dipper!?"
He practical snarled at me, will pulled me to his chest and growled at Ford as I rolled my eyes and smacked his chest.
"no, I can fight my own battles, Mr. Big bad dream demon."
I said, punctuating my words with a hip switch as I walked down to my great uncle with a smug smirk. Ford gaped at me and glared at will and bill.
"what did you do to my nephew you monsters!?"
I chuckled as let my eye glow green with the galaxies backing them.
"who said they did anything?"
Ford looked to me, disbelieving look in his eyes as he frowned.
"dipper, help me out of these chains, I can call your parents and-"
I cackled and walked back as bill leaned over ford's shoulder.
"that's not the best thing to say to dipper, sixer."
Ford snarled and tried to turn and punch bill only to have the chains tighten under wills glare.
"what did you do to him, Cipher?!"
"w-what didn't W-we do is a-a better q-question~"
Will said, walking to my side making me blush red as he clicked his fingers, his outfit changing to his suit. Ford looked disgusted at will as I avoided his eyes, leaning to one hip as I fiddled with my tie. Bill held ford's shoulders and whispered something to him that made him go red from anger as he tried to swing again only to get a face full of dirt as will forced the chains down.
"o-oopsie."
He said innocently as I giggled and skipped to Bill, whispering to him.
"wanna keep him in the cell to use him later?"
I said, his eyes widened as he held my waist.
"im so lucky your one of my bonded."
I snickered and looked to will who smiled at us, raising his hand and making ford stand.
'don't reply to what I'm about to say'
"oldmansayswhat?"
Ford looked at me confused.
"what?"
He asked, only to go pale as he turnt into stone. I giggled and picked him up, walking to my basement I placed him in cell one and changed the name to say not-Stanley-pines. I was about to change him back into a person before deciding to be a bit evil. I turnt into my cervitaue form and walked further down the hall, summoning a cloak and placing it over my shoulders.