Stress, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Wels: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Stress:
Stress: Water you doing?
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Ex: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Grian, blushing: Okay.
Scar: It's the flipping summer
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Cub: You spent all our money on THIS??
Scar, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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Impulse: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by a spontaneous musical number.
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Tango: What are you guys doing?
Keralis: Like in life in general or-
Ren: Not much. Why, what's up?
Tango: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC.
Ren: Assassins Creed?
Tango: Animals Creed.
Keralis: Assassins Crossing.
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Zedaph, texting Wels: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Wels′ phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
*Later*
Wels, texting back: Frick you.
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Hermit Prison AU *Original Idea/content*
FanfictionThis is a Hermitcraft Prison Au I came up with at 1 am. Feedback is always helpful and yes, I'm still doing oneshots. Updates will vary based on how busy I am. Hermitshipping but never ship the ccs
