"i'm a good gurl"i heard franny wine as me and Ian walked downstairs.
"know anywhere i could get a red headed toddler for rent?"Debbie asked, making both me and Ian look at eachother with confusion.
"well, if you attended the local ginger club meetings like i asked you to , you'd know a dozen redheaded toddlers by now"Ian joked, making me chuckle.
"i'm serious Ian."Debbie said bluntly rolling her eyes.
why the hell did she need a toddler when there's one right in front of her?
"i negotiated Pepa down to partial custody in exchange for some of Dereks death benefit, but i can't stomach the thought of that bitch having one second alone with Franny"She explained.
"so you wanna pass off a fake Franny?"i questioned still slightly confused.
"preferably one horrible enough that she'll drop the custody fight altogether, but apparently i've raised a great kid she'll totally wanna keep her"Debbie sighed slightly tapping her nose, making Ian come up close to Franny.
"yeah, never gonna happen, Pepa will know it's not her" i said inspecting Franny.
"people are super racist against redheads, they think we all look alike, Frank calls me 'Ian' like twice a week"Debbie argued.
i don't think Frank really counted in this situation as Frank calls everyone all the different names.
"okay uh, well you can try the girls and boys club or a group home."Ian shrugged
"yeah those kids are pretty screwed up"i laughed, grabbing some coffee.
"anyway, i gotta get to work"Ian said.
"since when do you have a job?"Debbie asked.
"well, it's less of a job than a medicare scam, he's being forced into by his corrupt parole officer"i said for him smiling vaguely.
"gay Jesus to insurance fraud?"Debbie said in slight disappointment.
"yeah, prison really reformed me, see you guys"Ian said bluntly after shortly leaving.
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later that day i decided to help Debbie look for a redhead to steal. As we approached the 'welcome foster parents!' sign there were kids running around looking like there having a fun time.
this lady had informed us about some ginger kid and her sister and that they can't be split up so we went over and spoke to them.
"hi bella"i smiled leaning down.
"how would you like to come and play with my daughter, Franny and I tomorrow? we're really nice"Debbie softly spoke.
"you a pervert or just a garden-variety retard? girls usually aren't pedos, but i've seen weirder things in foster care"a voice said.
"excuse me, little girl, we're not pedos nor dumb"i said looking up at the girl.
"you sure about the dumb part? see you can't honestly think you'll be able to walk out of her with my little sister by tomorrow"the little girl said confidently as she walked over to us.
"and why's that?"Debbie asked.
"because there's a process idiot, paperwork, background checks....i can get Bella off-site deliver her anywhere in the city fee is five LOL dolls one pound of gummy bears and a jug of birthday cake flavoured vape juice"
"i'm not paying you off."Debbie said.
"suit yourself, price goes up in an hour"the girl said grabbing her little sisters hand and walking of.
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i was sat in Ian's new room scrolling threw my recent messages, until there was a knock.
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