Cosmic Wolf Warrior

Goblin Dogs

Star: "Goblin Dog's Oh Goblin Dog's how can you be (Shows a line longer than it should physically be possible for one little snack stand in the middle of no where as Star cries out in frustration) so long!"

Surrounding Star is Maria, Celeri and a new girl who looks like a walking bush called Kelly who are all standing in line for Goblin Dog's supposedly the best thing across all dimensions according to Star at least since Kelly doesn't really talk.

Maria: "I mean what's the big deal it's just a hotdog?"

Star: "(Turns around creepily) The Big Deal! Just a hotdog! (Charges faster than anyone except for Celeri can see) Goblin Dogs are the best thing in the entire universe (turns to Celeri and Kelly as she's pulling Maria's jacket loosening it and her shirt in the process) tell her how amazing it taste!"

Kelly: "(Just looks around... maybe shrugs as her bush moves a little and then blinks.)"

Celeri: "Um... I have no idea what a Goblin Dog is either."

Star: "(Gasps very loudly) What!?"

Kelly: "(Blinks a bit faster for a few seconds before going back to normal.)"

Star: "What do you mean you've never had a Goblin DOG!?"

Celeri: "Well any time I saw them in the past they either had a really long line, were barley starting to set up shop, or simply because I don't really eat anything that I don't know and haven't hunted what it's made up of before."

Star: "What... I can't... Ugh... (more sounds of frustration before she just slowly turns around and waits in line for her Goblin Dogs.)"

Eventually a flying Unicorn that shoots glitter out of... you know what it's better its that's just left alone either way as the flying Ponyhead starts talking to Star Maria tries talking to Kelly while Celeri dodges a barrage of T-shirt Goblin Dog merch that's being shot at both him and the crowd as Maria pays for everything for everyone.

Except for Celeri who grabs a Goblin Dog pin that says "I stayed in line for a Goblin Dog and all I got was this lousy Pin!" and after putting it on Celeri tosses the man a dollar in Mewni currency to which the Goblin reluctantly accepts since the pins are more of a joke item than anything and was lucky enough to get anything from it.

Eventually Star and everyone else have enough of waiting in line for a Goblin Dog and so they try to skip past the line which the Goblin Roy accepts sine they spent a lot of money on all his things and were allowed to go straight to the V.I.P line all except for Celeri who only paid for a Pin with a Mewni dollar coin.

Roy: "(Counting his money) If you want to join your friends you'll (opens his eyes and looks at where Celeri had been) Huh? Where'd he go?"

The Goblin looks everyone until finally he crawls up and sees that the man had managed to sneak his way into the V.I.P line and joined the rest of his friends without having to pay for anything which causes the Goblin to go from Greedy Green to Smoking Hot Anger.

Roy: "(Looks in front of him and talks like its and infomercial) And you can get both these Goblin Dog condiments for the low low price of fifty dollars separately, no checks, and cash has to be handed directly to me (winks confusing the crowd below him who saw this.)"

Maria: "(Looks around and sees Celeri) Huh I thought you couldn't get in without paying more money... and knowing you I highly doubt you bought anything."

Celeri: "Yea I just walked through and the guy didn't stop me even as I was telling him that I wasn't going to pay him even a penny more."

Maria: "I'm pretty sure that's illegal."

Celeri: "And I'm pretty certain this is a scam since the only time I've ever seen the food car empty is when it was setting up and then every time after that it seemed to only get longer as time passed."

As the two talk Celeri notices that the line isn't moving like their in a giant game of snake with more and more people gathering around the Goblin Dog food carts without ever knowing what it taste like, where their going, how long it'll take, or even if Goblin Dogs are real.

And like magic or if Star had somehow managed to read Celeri's thought's everything began to crumble as Roy started launching T-shirts at people to get them to back away from his food truck before he then starts speeding off only for his tires to then get turned into Marshmellows thanks to Star.

Watching this on the sidelines was Celeri with Kelly and her boyfriend Tad who lived in his girlfriends hair as the three of them just sat down on the dirt and watched all of it go now eating popcorn as it was something Tad could eat as the three waited out until all the chaos died down.

Celeri: "So living in your girlfriends hair isn't that kind of weird?"

Tad and Kelly: "No not really especially for Woolett's like us."

Celeri: "Alright. (High fives the both of them as both he and Kelly get up) Well it looks like are dying down so why don't we join the rest of them and see what's about to happen first hand."

Kelly: "Sure but let me just (lets her hair go as it turns her into a bush once again) okay now I'm ready."

Celeri not knowing anything about Woolett's and not wanting anything like what happened to him to return this time for Kelly he decides to not ask any questions as he just accepts them the way they are and starts riding his new skateboard Shield that he tried making thanks to his trip.

Of course it pretty much sucks in every aspect since it's pretty much a shield that now has wheels on it only so that Celeri can surf down whatever he wants as the normal shield works fine with liquids but to try and help the solid areas he attached some wheels to help it really speed down any surface he wants.

Grabbing Kelly, Celeri ignores everyone else by jumping off his shield after sliding down the tiny hill failed at getting them their faster so why not try jumping since if Celeri has nothing to be proud of at least he can be proud about the fact he never skips leg day and starts soaring past everyone else who was leaving.

And by the time they all get their Roy the Goblin was giving Star, Maria, and Pony head some Goblin dogs with Kelly getting one as well for whatever reason as Roy refused to give Celeri one and after looking at how his friends acted after eating one he was more than fine with not knowing what they tasted like even if it meant getting teased about it for the rest of time.

And that is all for now hope you all enjoyed and until next time stay safe and peace.